Fiona
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Fiona
@ouindora
when I'm good, I'm really good and when I'm not, I'm better 😌instagram & sc: @ouindora 🌈. I AM A VOICE OVER ACTOR
Katılım Nisan 2017
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She gifted her friend two pairs of shoes for her birthday, but the friend never mentioned receiving them. She got worried that the vendor might not have delivered the package, she reached out to confirm if the shoes had arrived, and the friend replied that they had.
She then said, “You didn’t even tell me you got them. I was already thinking of going to para for the vendor, thinking the shoes have not been delivered. Do you like them?”
The friend responded, “No, I don’t like them. They’re not really my style and they’re size 40 while I wear size 39.”
She added that the shoes were court heels, the same type her friend often admired whenever she wore them, so hearing that response really hurt her feelings. To her, birthday gifts are more about the thought and effort behind them. She said, there have been times people gifted her things she didn’t particularly like, but she would never outrightly tell them to their face that she didn’t like the gift.
What are your thoughts?
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No, you don’t. A vagina is the gateway to life. It’s self-cleaning, self-lubricating, and can stretch to accommodate an entire baby before returning to its original size.
What you have, sir, is a fauxgina, a dead-end fvckhole that doesn’t clean itself (and let’s be honest, you won’t clean it either), and which will have to be kept open by dilation for the rest of your life, lest it close up on you like the open wound it is. The only thing it has in common with a vagina is its location and its general shape, but even that is never quite right. It’s a fake, a phony, a hole that exists for no other reason than to be penetrated, and if I wrote down my hopes for its future, I’d probably get suspended.
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@mabazaj28 @otokyo__ I beg your pardon…. African don’t like meat without seasoning
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@otokyo__ They can feed a nice African tribe for a month 😅 (that was the first thing that passed in mind )
GIF
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@it_Rutie Only Nigerians celebrates Visa Approvals. This is equivalent to a matric certificate in SA.
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@Xarah_Empire22 @it_Rutie 😂 😂 stop insulting even urself CANT wait to get visa approval
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@NtsentsoBvuma @it_Rutie The thing weak me oo 😹😹😹 when we travel … our friends will say congratulations like it’s an achievement 🤣🤣🤣
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Jacinta Ngobese-Zuma, the lady who has been the leading the recent xenophobic attacks, claimed 60% of Nigerians are South Africa.
Does this lady even know that 60% of 240 million Nigerians is over 140 million?
So, 144 million Nigerians are in South Africa committing crimes?✍️
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@msyonceslay I also forgot to add … Keri would never vibe to this song even if she was the one singing it
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Keri hilson publicly begging Beyhive to leave her alone in 2013 was crazy but also deserved for creating one sided beef with Beyoncé 😭
Hive is way too iconic LMAO
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@msyonceslay But there was no lie… Beyoncé is a terrible singer and from what everyone working with her says…. Not a good person… thanking her and looking like they’re eating sand 😂😂😂😂
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@LadyThorpe82 @_chiceeeyyy Paying of bride price by the groom is to show that the lady will not lack anything in the house… the capacity to pay bride price is a show of provision strength from the groom… it’s not buying power
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@_chiceeeyyy You people should consider stopping this heavy "bride price" culture. Your daughters are not goats that you trade in the market!!!!
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a man is beating his wife who just gave birth via CS and her mum that came 4 omugwo. The neighbors heard what was happening & started beating him
The brothers of the woman are here to take their mom and sister home, they refunded the bride price on the spot and beat him as well
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE A STRIPPER A MICROPHONE 🤮
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@Admiral_Cyborg Me I don’t care about anything ooo… but you said something was about to happen to Mr Peter Obi???
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Nigerians I greet you.
Some days ago, an unknown and inconsequential person surfaced on the Internet by the name Mirabel. She claimed to have been r@ped by an unknown person. This coincidentally happened during the time when the electoral reform bill was passed by our rubber Stamp Senate. You people decided to throw your brains out of the window and replace it with emotions. Then, she declined help from the police, Lagos DSVA and even private citizens, but she chose VDM.
As anticipated, attention was divided and the protest against the electoral reform bill died a natural death.
Then came SIMI. She decided to become unfortunate and we all dragged her, abandoning the major issues at hand, the multiple attacks against Nigerians across the North and West. We dragged her for days, until the news broke that HE Peter Obi had an attempt on his life.
That news started gaining traction across some prominent people in the world, and conveniently, another inconsequential person decided to do a ghost renovation of a school in Delta state. Upon completion, she decided to drag VDM for no reason.
It is worthy to note that the VDM made ONE video about the assassination attempt but in less than 48 hours, made over 5 videos about the lady.
In order to gain maximum attention, she mentioned Ooni of Ife, and Abu Abel. Then VDM also added Seyi Tinubu into the mix for the highest effects.
The whole thing was watered down to Hypo drinking stunts and burial stunts on LIVESTREAM!
This was activated after Papaya Ex had a police altercation which was definitely part of the plan, but didn't generate the preferred buzz.
Don't forget that Carter Efe and Peller pulled the car wreck stunt also within this time bracket.
Note that just as I predicted, Mirabel wasn't prosecuted by the Ogun state police command. She has rebranded with a new tiktok account.
Simi will get NO punishment in this country.
Mitchy? Nothing would happen. There'll be no investigation and no arrest.
VDM? Controlled asset.
But as usual, we will overlook and wait for the next controversy and jump on it, abandoning the major matters affecting the country.
We are all practical specimens for the politicians Social Engineering project.
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My cousin just turned down a proposal because the guy earns 250k monthly and she earns 480k.
Her words:
“I don’t want to start explaining every financial decision for the rest of my life.”
Now the whole family is calling her proud. Lol
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@guzu_p Can you imagine how your focus is about someone's past live. How does it affect you, you're not bothered about Ag emotional wellbeing, how then do you feel knowing well that you're actually and stylishly dissing Ag baby.
Anyhowness from your side is topnotch.
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So apparently, simi was having an affair with "ShoSleek" who has currently locked his account as soon as simi started getting dragged. Mind you, simi and Adekunle Gold have been dating for 7 years before they got married on 9th of January 2019. So if you do the math, you'll realize these conversation she had with Shola was within the period she was dating Adekunle Gold.
So as Adekunle Gold was hustling to gather money for their wedding, simi was having romantic conversation with a guy on Twitter. They ended up exchanging numbers, sent each other mails, met in real life, hanged out and you probably know the rest.
Reading the tweet I quoted, you can see they certainly had private moments which were the times he enjoyed her twerking.
Even from one of her comment "Bumbum discriminator" you can tell he has seen her bumbum countless times which is why he can discriminate it. Afterall, how can you discriminate what you have never seen or feel in person?
Imagine the kind of romantic conversation a lady who was in a relationship with another man was having on Twitter, now imagine the kind of conversation they had on WhatsApp which is private and what they did together each time they met?
The "ShoSleek" guy had to lock his account hoping he won't be involved in the simi saga. Unfortunately for him, even if we can't read his comments, we can definitely read simi own and automatically tell what kind of conversation they had.
At the end of the day, simi was a bed to bed midfielder who was cheating on Adekunle Gold when they were still dating.
Not as if I'm surprised but I expected her to have deleted it amongst the 2k tweets she deleted in the past few days.
If this kind of evidence are still found on her page, now imagine how extreme the ones she deleted were?
At the end of the day, Adekunle Bronze isn't a victim.
He chose to settle for a whore veteran hence has to deal with the disrespect and humiliation she has caused him all these years.
The game might be brutal but it's still fair.
Simi@SympLySimi
Yesssss. I will twerk na "@ShoSleek: @SymplySimi I know ma. Maureen told me about that p. I might come. Will you twerk for me."
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