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@MUFCDarren_ I know Van Persie didn't say that

🚨 Robin van Persie on Erling Haaland as the best Premier League striker: ‘I don’t see him as one of the top five best Premier League strikers, to be honest. He has played seven finals for Manchester City and scored zero goals, yet he’s considered elite? It’s sad that in today’s football, players are rated mainly by goals. He also struggles with link-up play and often scores against smaller teams.”

@DiianaD_ Support the team he plays for.

My husband is a player, please what should I do?🥺

@LfcNuel This post is good for laughs. Don't take it seriously 😂😂😂

🚨 Thomas Tuchel on leaving Trent Alexander-Arnold out of the England squad: Tuchel🗣️ “I watched the tapes. When an opposition winger runs at him, Trent doesn’t try to tackle. He just stands there calculating the aerodynamics of his next 60-yard diagonal pass. I told him I need a traditional right-back, but he is convinced he is playing quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs.” “I sat him down and asked how he plans to stop players like Mbappé. He just smiled, handed me a compilation of his assists from 2019, and said, ‘Wait until you see my switch of play, boss.’ He is a beautiful artist, but unfortunately, we are preparing for a war, not a gallery exhibition at the Louvre.”

@D_Molatoli The lawyer of a liar is also a liar.

Your Advocate is Ngoato. R380k is found in your safe during a raid. You try to make up a story and say your brother Bheki sold his truck for R400k. Sold it to who? To an Attorney called Ngoato. 🙄 The discrepancies are so glaring that it's clear there was no such a sale. Couldn't the lies be a little bit creative because really what is this? #MadlangaCommission

@oelma__ I'll ask him his bra size

He slapped your mom,what’s your next move ?

@AmoNtombi I just got back from the meeting. My apologies

I would buy someone's son this but unfortunately they don't answer my DM's

@HustlerMode_ 88%

Can I trust Studio 88?🥺

@msiziworld Abatholakali uma sebefuneka

Facts about these ones ❓️❓️

@KickOffMagazine He wasn't selected by Hugo for now. Let him rest. Sizombona later

Liverpool star reveals Bafana eligibility 🇿🇦 "I can represent South Africa, my dad was born there," Pinnington said in an interview with Liverpool's media department. Read more➡️ ow.ly/NJmm50YxrG3

@Kgadi_yaMoloto Kwasuka lokho 😔😔

Yoh yoh disaster

@KomugishaPeace 'Sup Dawg

If arsenal loses today's game, call me a dog🙌🏽

@osasuo @TheIFAB @CAF_Online @Fsfofficielle @FRMFOFFICIEL The referee was caught between the rock and a hard place. There were opinions left, right, center and everywhere. Remember CAF wanted the match to come to a natural conclusion in the eyes of dignitaries in attendance, viewers online and on TV. He may have been wrongly advised

If there is one thing that #Senegal, #Maroc and ⚽️ fans across #Africa agree on, about the 2025 #AFCON final, it is that Referee Jean-Jacques Ngambo Ndala of DRC (pictured) made a dog’s breakfast of the 18th January game in Rabat. I think @TheIFAB needs to help @CAF_Online and 🌎 ⚽️ by making an amendment to the Laws of the Game. There should be either: (a) A fixed time limit for players to return to the field, whenever there is a walkoff, after which the referee is duty bound to call a forfeit. Or: (b) It is made crystal clear, in the Laws, that once a team leaves the field, it is an automatic forfeit, whether the referee calls it or not. Right now, it’s totally at the referee’s discretion, as to whether and when an abandonment or forfeit is called. This isn’t working very well in African football. As we lawyers say, there is a lacuna in the laws that desperately needs a fix.

@its_khumo You should have kissed the cousin 😜😜

I once visited a man for a weekend, he went out with his friends and left me in his apartment, he came back with a girl claiming that she’s his cousin from out of town.. we ended up sleeping together on the same bed 🥹 I demanded to be in the middle to make sure that nothing funny happens 🤡

@Mishi_2210 2 people

This is supposed to be one of the hardest problems ever to solve. Is it? Or isn’t it?

@lelo_mkhondo I would just take out my Streetwise Two kunyiwe once

Chubby people are really inconveniencing us emateksini🥺🥺🥺

@PhutiSemenya14 Disorganized Crime

Best robbery movie u ever watched 🔥🤔

@Koena_za Greet your neighbour everyday in Setswana or Sepedi when you see him/her

My neighbor does this every day, and I don't know what to do. Do you have any suggestions?

@RoryPetzer ICC is not CAF

Waiting for the ICC to crown Proteas Men as 2026 T20 World Cup champions for beating India in the group stages.

@MelissaReddy_ All this would have been forgotten if that penalty went in

Senegal are likely to argue that they did not abandon the game, the match was completed by the referee’s whistle. They can say Article 82 was misapplied because the game continued under the same circumstances and reached its natural end. The referee allowing Senegal back on the pitch and Morocco happily continuing the game will be used to state the match - and result - was valid. As the final was completed, they can argue the integrity of the game was upheld. They can also claim changing the winner of a completed final is an extreme overreach by the Appeal Board. And that the punishment for a delay - not a refusal to play as they finished the game - is excessive.

@ChrisExcel102 Does it tell a different time from this one??

Sizwe Dhlomo is warring a Golf 8.5 GTI…😭😭😭