King Krab

Celebration day! I’ve just launched the ebook edition of “The Degenerate Journey”!! Thanks for the support everyone!

So I'm in Thailand atm, beautiful country.

Who else feels like this 😂

My whole life.

Depression is like a war. You either win or die trying. #RIPChester

"Your generation won't have any dreams come true."- Homer Simpson #deep #simpsons #pokerphilosphy #reallife #ElonMusk #wendys

Gonna try my first Amsterdam hooker tonight! #goDutch #flyingDutchman #pokerprostitute

when we get high why do we have a need to tell other people? "Dude.... I'm so fucking hiiiiiiigh..." #stonerquestions

I think smoking pot turned me into a socialist. forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showpost.php?p… #capitalism #freedomfighter #pokersmoker

"Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me." - @MikeJonesWaPo

@jmoontasri Yo James I played poker with you at the @HUSTLERCASINOLA about a year back. Hows the fighting going?

Happy 420 motherfuckers!

Why the fuck are pine nuts more expensive than weed?

A goal without a plan is just a dream. #2017 #happynewyear #pokerboom2.0 #stacksOnStacksOnStacks

Christmas break is when I smoke the most fucking weed.

@melindamithka hey meli! I'm travelling throughout the netherlands! Amsterdam, Rotterdam, Gouda, etc :) how's ur christmas been?

Alcohol and the holidays, a dangerous mix. spread the word. #snowmen

@ourkingkrab Yes..but im glad you don't Cuz you wouldn't be a Hella of a poker playa! Boom!

I'm not sitting next to a crying baby on the train. I'm sitting next to some adults, watching a crying baby on youtube. On high volume #fml

As a guy, Does not liking sports make me a weirdo?