Trumpy Trumpy (parody)

@realDonaldTrump "HOW DARE OBAMA COMMIT THAT IMAGINARY CRIME THAT I MADE UP!"

@briantylercohen @Riley_Gaines_ Riley Gaines is tied for fifth-most intelligent person on this panel.

.@Riley_Gaines_: "My husband is a legal immigrant... I would describe him as more American than a lot of Americans who are citizens... He respects ICE officers." @briantylercohen: "Who are you to say that somebody is more or less American because of their adherence to certain political issues? Isn't that inherently un-American?"

@Acyn He was literally born in Switzerland and completed nationally for Turkey.

Kanter Freedom: Eileen Gu Is a traitor. She was born in America and chooses to compete against her own country.

@ShaunRickard67 You mean like falling for a fake quote and getting yourself all worked up about it? 🤣

@Acyn Move over Scott Jennings, Jillian Michaels is the Biggest Loser on this panel today.

Michaels: You cannot tie imperialism and racism and slavery to just one race, which is pretty much what every single exhibit does… Only less than 2% of white Americans own slaves. You realize that slavery is thousands of years old? Phillip: I’m very surprised you are trying to litigate who was the beneficiary slavery

@atrupar Many people are saying that Don Junior has the most tremendous Man Boobs that anybody's ever seen, believe me!

Don Jr at the White House tonight. (Anna Moneymaker/Getty)

@Acyn Translation: "My hands won't fit around the steering wheel"

Trump: I’m not allowed to drive because I haven’t driven a car in a long time. I love to drive cars. But I’m going to have it at The White House and I’m going to let my staff use it. I’m not allowed to use it

@Acyn Once again, the math department at Trump University was severely underfunded.

Reporter: Less than 1% of all fentanyl that comes into the U.S. Is apprehended at the Canadian border. So why use fentanyl as a reason? Trump: They should be apprehending much more. They're only apprehending 1%.

@Acyn The math department at Trump University was severely underfunded.

Tuberville: We have to start in the Pentagon. We need to make a trigon, three sides instead of five sides in the Pentagon

Reporter: If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say? Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Fuck off

@redpillhandle @MediasLies There you go little buddy 😁 they'll be able to help you learn to accept and maybe even be proud of your micropenis

@redpillhandle @MediasLies One sec little buddy I'm just googling anger management therapists for you

ABC con artist David Muir caught red handed clothes pinning his jacket while American burns behind him. Is this supposed to make him look better or something?

@redpillhandle @MediasLies You can't have seriously written that sentence

@MediasLies He wears pounds of makeup and always has so yes, he believes this makes him look better.

@Acyn The economics department at Trump University was severely underfunded.

Jeanine: We get 60% of our crude oil from Canada. If the United States is going to be energy independent again, we have a tougher negotiating stance with Canada, because we are not going to need as much of that crude oil..

@realmartymar Big Momma's House 4, and it doesn't matter to me what the plot is, I'll be first in line to see it and buy it and I just really need it

pitch me your new original movie ideas starring Martin Lawrence 👀

@KaiTrumpGolfs Your grandpa's a rapist 😂

You inspire us all. Love you Grandpa. 🫶

@Acyn Combined IQ on the stage: 3

Trump: Adam Schiff and all the scum we have in this country. They’re scum… Adam Schiff, one of the truly unattractive people. I call him watermelon head… This scum is gong to be a senator.

@RonFilipkowski Is Alex Jones broadcasting from hell?

Alex Jones said after listening to Trump’s speech in PA this morning it is time to “be ready for the civil war conditions.”

HOLY SHIT something appears seriously wrong with Trump’s health in this video 😳

Montage of clips of Trump dragging his right leg over the last few months. He refuses to release his medical records.

@atrupar The garbage is supposed to go in the back of the garbage truck though

As Americans are outraged by someone at his rally who compared Puerto Rico to garbage, Trump thought it would be cute to take questions from a gigantic garbage truck