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My first ever roommate’s main source of income was shoplifting and selling what she stole on eBay…I moved out after 3 months The last time I saw her, she was on the Forbes’ 30 Under 30 list lmaooooo

In 18 months I went from hesitantly voting for Trump to thinking there's a decent chance he's the antichrist. Whew, what a ride.

It’s so crazy cause growing up I thought redbull was alcohol the way my parents didn’t let me have it. Her parents were letting her have 6 a day 😭

just got my MacBook Pro, what should I install

Three men in California have been arrested after allegedly stealing two truck trailers loaded with ~$1M worth of LEGO products

if women can say “suck my dick” and not have one, why cant gay men say “fuck my pussy”?

Lindsey Graham has now been in politics 12,478 days without a single female staffer accusing him of sexual harrassment.

Actually she was wrong - ir was a sticker. An usher came by and she asked him about it and he removed it.

My schizo theory on Anthony Bourdain is that his gut microbiome was terrible from the dirty street food and drinking which led him to a fragile mental state incapable of coping with a major stressor like a breakup

Fox News’ Sean Hannity wonders if Pope Leo XIV has “even read the Bible” in response to his anti-conflict stance. “Has he ever heard of David and Goliath?”

More scenes from Budapest this evening.