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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
I will begin doing a phased reopening of the economy
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@uncledoomer I thought having kids was just a thing humans do. Like breathing Not doing so was never an option
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doomer@uncledoomer·
if you believe this and live like this you should put your money where your mouth is and make a batch of kool aid. dont just stick around here annoying the shit out of everyone else
Dubs⛧@onlydubsX

Seth Rogen explains why he doesn’t want children, saying it seems like a dark, stressful life with small moments of joy, adding how much he enjoys life without them 👀🤔 “You don’t need kids.” “The world won’t even be here in 30 years.”

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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
I'm hopelessly behind on my imaginary schedule in my head and now I might never catch up
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
@b0newalljackson The rules are very clear: If someone says "this is engagement bait bullshit" and Nikita sees it and he agrees then it doesn't get any payout otherwise it's fine
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🅱️ete oaks@b0newalljackson·
i like how monetization has simply become nikita’s own personal passive aggression program
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
@uncledoomer These never made sense to me. I need to worry about restocking my co2 supply instead of just cans of seltzer and now I have more countertop or cabinet space occupied with another device. Completely pointless exercise.
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doomer@uncledoomer·
sodastream has always been a spiritually israeli invention. an affront to soda, a classic american institution. literally so too because it actually is israeli. soda is like $5 for a 12 pack. seltzer even cheaper. youre telling me youre so frugal you need to carbonate at home?
Dan Douglas@dandouglas

i try my best to be tolerant, open-minded, respectful of others’ values and belief systems even if they don’t align with my own. but i simply cannot comprehend who wants this

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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
@MoonOverlord The gaunt horrible ghoul look comes from not suffering through the cut with sheer determination which builds character
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moon@MoonOverlord·
*person who looks like a sick little ghost* “Yeah so I started GLP-1s”
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
Sometimes I wish a motherfucker would try but other times I hope a motherfucker doesn't try I'm definitely sending a motherfucker mixed signals
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
I love how much bike infrastructure there is in this city of people too lazy to bike around. Really makes it feel like a playground and it's truly easy mode compared to nyc
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
Idk man, I'm kinda spooked bc I got meme'd into trying the trt shit and I'm in the minority that experienced no benefits and only negative side effects and doing so much better after quitting t so even with all my self experimentation I've learned hormones are something I have a delicate balance of naturally and feel like glp might be similar for me. Actually built different
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@karbonbased I had similar thoughts but actually it's kind of nice with that all turned off
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bone@boneGPT·
started retatrutide >eating is optional >drinking feels gross >smoking weed feels dumb >gambling feels like it's for the goyim woke up with the sunrise, going for a walk
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
Her: I'm coming over, you better not be spending an hour getting ready like a weirdo Me:
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
one of the fun things about having a wife is now i've got someone who has seen all my insane behaviors over a decade who will be like "well you do this thing where you <insert the most insane thing you can think of>" and i'm like "totally honey. yea i do do that"
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
I've seen 2 birds getting worms this week That's him, that's the guy I've been talking about
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
@zackvoell Sounds like you're doing something more productive than drugging yourself by antagonizing multiple receptors
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