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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
I will begin doing a phased reopening of the economy
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Zack Voell
Zack Voell@zackvoell·
"Is the Iran war over?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Anyway, pushed a few updates to the site. istheiranwarover.com
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🅱️ete oaks
🅱️ete oaks@b0newalljackson·
the thing about good men entering an amoral government to change it is the government inevitably does some amoral shit that counters the good man’s moral compass and the good men all end up leaving this is a feature of government, not a bug
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
I was definitely born in the right era I love consuming microplastics
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
@_Max____Max_ I don't think those are great proxies and the public doesn't have access to invest in the best monopolies operating in America
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Herve Del
Herve Del@_Max____Max_·
@karbonbased if serious Q, long commodities that only americans consume ? but its a fucking long term bet with some undecent tools.. or maybe some companies that have a monopoly and pass 100% of increased cost to consumers? cant see more direct bet, dxy, rates ? doesnt seem very direct
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
@uncledoomer Teacher: "Can anyone explain the difference between mitosis and meiosis?" Little Johnny raises hand: "You're not gonna belief this" Teacher: "Correct. Very good"
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doomer
doomer@uncledoomer·
vague came into vogue with clickbait listicles (#10 will shock you!). then it was youtube (start doing THIS!). right now its vagueposting on here. next, i imagine screenslop will have destroyed americans attention spans to the point where public schools will teach in fluent vague
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
@Lord_Ashdrake Mind you I've had other techs from this company out 10 times and never got a card and he handed it to me with an awkward "my card in case you need anything else done"
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Lord TradfiDrake
Lord TradfiDrake@Lord_Ashdrake·
@karbonbased I mean why else would he give you his own personal card unless he really wanted to skirt the company and have it done through him?!?
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
Had an insane interaction with my electrician where he tried to give me his card and I read it as "we can do this under the table without the company" and then he had to correct me and said "everything still has to go through the company" and I was like "oh then I don't need your card" and handed it back to him
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Lord TradfiDrake
Lord TradfiDrake@Lord_Ashdrake·
@karbonbased I would have literally done the same, but maybe throw his card in the trashcan as soon as he left. But like I would have understood it as "bypassing the company"
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
@0xbmg I definitely tis'd hard. Wife told me that not only did I misread the situation bc his awkwardness was him having to give out his card but also apparently I was supposed to keep it and not be rude by handing it back to which I told her "but I don't need it"
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BMG@0xbmg·
@karbonbased Some say you rizzed em with the tisms
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
@64s I've booked them 8 or 10 times before by calling the office. He tried to explain to me that I can request the same tech back. But this was the first time one of them gave me a card so it threw me off and I misread it.
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64s@64s·
@karbonbased lol i mean the card probably has the company info on it
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karbon 🐺🦊@karbonbased·
Stilll can't believe they named the war Operation Le Epic Fury of the Reddit Quirk Chungus
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cheyenne🆗️
cheyenne🆗️@evilvillain1231·
𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘛𝘰 𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘳 𝘙𝘰𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘒𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘐𝘯 16 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 It's inevitable that you will be impaled by a rod of rebar on May 27th, 2042, killing you within minutes. Here's how you can face, and even embrace, that moment with dignity
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avery
avery@averykimball·
is there an imposter syndrome where you think everyone else is an imposter
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