out twitting

Okay.

@jillybobww You may have to move to Germany. It’s your only reasonable recourse.

Giles Duley, chief executive of @Legacy_of_War , said: “With the funds raised from this print sale we will immediately be purchasing new ambulances and support vehicles." 🇺🇦 huffpost.com/entry/banksy-b…

@hello_minky Good gravy, that's a lot of bird lotion. Not one bit surprised to see you out there helping people today, though- you are an inspiration. 💙 Happy Thanksgiving!

Guys - GRAVY

Spent the day making gallons of gravy with my Dad and it was the BEST 😍

May you all make it through today healthy, safe, and with all your feathers unruffled. #HappyThanksgiving. I’m thankful for you all. ❤️🦃

Thank you @GISH family for ALWAYS reminding me to lead with creativity and kindness, I am so excited to see where all this beautiful free floating compassionate and creative energy gets channeled next! LOVE YOU ALL BEYOND MEASURE 💕

This is a hard thing to share… Read a letter from Misha Collins: bit.ly/gishgoodbye

@afrosabi Save yourself.

I'm not at all hungry. But my mouth wants a McRib sandwich. Should I go ahead and do it?

@BoarCroc @ToxodrisX

@ToxodrisX People don’t talk about planiocranids nearly enough

@hello_minky It’s an object lesson on the perils of inaction, really. We let them get away with bastardizing pretzels into “jalapeño cheese stuffed pretzels” and “sugar cinnamon” & look where it got us. Pure chaos. …Pick me up a “tres leches caliente” one, please. With galaxy sparkle dust.

@outtwitting Oh listen, "need" hardly plays into it. They're absolutely mad with churro power.

I need y'all to know the kind of marriage I have is where we just had a very intense discussion narrowing down churro options at Disneyland. (Hes getting a cherry pistachio flavored one - will post results)

@DanielleNicki Yes please.

The really wild thing about carcinization is that it happens to humans, too. We all get crabbier as we age.

@lmillernpr So many questions, but they all boil down to “why?”

FRIENDS. LATIF AND I ARE ABOUT TO INTERVIEW THE SCIENTIST WHO SHOWED THAT EVOLUTION KEEPS MAKING CRABS. From separate, unrelated species, the crab shape KEEPS evolving, almost like an ideal form. Evolution wants a crab. Got any Qs? Big or Small?

@DanielleNicki “only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement.” Deep cuts from BTTF. Any JCS quotes, sung in a contextually appropriate, secular way. (eg: I try to pick up the cheque & you sing “I don’t want your blood money...” yeah, BFF candidate.

@alyankovic Hate to burst your bubble, Al, but 7.9 billion of those views were me (though I think my mom watched it too). Nice work- hope they decide to be efficient and give you & Dan both an EGOT so we have fewer ceremonies for you to attend (you know why). #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory

Streaming services typically don’t like to share data, but based on the online reaction I can only assume that EVERY SINGLE LIVING PERSON ON EARTH has now watched the movie. Over 8 billion views - that’s gotta be some kind of record!! Thanks, everybody! #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory

what remains of #screenwriting twitter? I haven't jumped over to any other apps yet, but is this now a ghost town?

@jumblejim One for every decade of your life is the recommended max dose, I think. Hope you feel better soon. ❤️‍🩹

@JoseMolinaTV See you on the other side, friend.

@hello_minky Becky serving 🫖 will always be my cuppa.

Reminder to me: you're not everyone's cup of tea, and that's okay ☕❤️