Captain Awesome

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Captain Awesome

Captain Awesome

@owlbiter

Stuff about me

Rochester, NY Katılım Ağustos 2009
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Emily@breedablemily·
Taste or pass?
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SARA
SARA@prettyinkedsara·
Should I go bigger?
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Monster Tits@monstroustits·
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
HOLY SH*T! Canadian lesbian claims the mass shooter was the “first victim” after gunning down 35 people, killing 9, and blames the small community for its narrow mindset and bullying, as well as all of Canada for transphobia.
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Captain Awesome
Captain Awesome@owlbiter·
@nicksortor Another trans shooting things up. No definitely not a mental health disorder. Gtfoh
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Nick Sortor
Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
🚨 IT’S CONFIRMED: The Tumbler Ridge School shooter who kiIIed 10 in Canada has been identified as 17-year-old TRANS Jesse Strang SO freaking predictable. He started transitioning at 15 and was prescribed HEAVY SSRIs. Wokeism KlLLS.
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chart data@chartdata·
Bad Bunny's #SuperBowl Halftime show has been ranked the second best of all-time by Rolling Stone.
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Captain Awesome
Captain Awesome@owlbiter·
@ClipsTubeX @BestClipOnX Nah not killing anybody but she is definitely getting dp’d right then and there and then divorced. There many other women out there
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Clips Tube 🔥
Clips Tube 🔥@ClipsTubeX·
If you were the man and you caught your partner cheating would you pull the trigger or just walk away 😂
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Honey 🛼
Honey 🛼@honeymoon250·
I'm sure nobody can guess exactly what this little metal object is for
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ALX 🇺🇸
ALX 🇺🇸@alx·
ICE: “I love my job. I can't believe I get paid for this. I’d do this for free.” PROTESTER: “I get $200k. I’m a physician assistant.” ICE: “How long did you have to go to school?” PROTESTER: “7 Years” ICE: “I only went to high school and I make $200k.”
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Captain Awesome
Captain Awesome@owlbiter·
@alx These folks talking shit sre the same keyboard warriors that can’t take a punch.
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Nick Sortor
Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
🚨 HOLY CRAP! A Somali mob just RUSHED ICE agents in St. Cloud, MN These guys are WAY outnumbered They need NATIONAL GUARD support. The terrorists CANNOT WIN.
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Captain Awesome
Captain Awesome@owlbiter·
@mattvanswol It reminds me of that movie pcu from the 90s, “they pick a cause stick With it for about a week”
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Captain Awesome
Captain Awesome@owlbiter·
@emkenobi A war is when two sides fight, this was more of a big brother beating up little brother
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Captain Awesome
Captain Awesome@owlbiter·
@elonmusk How about make note of who those folks are as they probably lean toward being pedos. An early warning system if you will
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Captain Awesome
Captain Awesome@owlbiter·
@MatrixMysteries Thats not accurate. There are 2 scenarios, a rebuild to exact specs based on when home was built which, depending on age of home, would be an insane amount because of the inflation. What the insurance company would do is pay for a home comparable to it by todays standards
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MatrixMysteries
MatrixMysteries@MatrixMysteries·
An American woman loses her home in a fire. She asks insurance to rebuild the SAME home—no upgrades, no expansion. Insurance says NO. Her policy only covers what the house USED to cost. That’s not insurance. It’s a rigged system designed to NOT PAY when families need it most.
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Genius Tech
Genius Tech@Geniustechw·
First thing that comes to mind when you see THIS? 😏
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