Simu Trying…

how the hell all these rats supposed to be fathers one day

i promise myself i am not going to cry on my birthday this year

@dev_3134 nahi

kya aaj tera happy birthday hain?

Maybe love actually is YELLOW

She literally explained the cheat code to attract what you want.

i don’t fick around and i still be finding out

@comfortcafex i had rather die than to do that shit again

Always trust someone who have "SH" in their name.

I’ve reached the learned helplessness stage now

@Pvt_insaann that’s because they already have high baseline cortical arousal….they don’t really need the constant external stimulation

by age 23, you should have identified the person you’re going to spend the rest of your life with.

me admiring myself in the mirror cuz l’m in love with myself

body positivity really went downhill again because brands went right back to making all the cute clothes only for petite body types only and acting like everyone else doesn’t exist. inclusivity was apparently just a trend

chipkali 🦎

@comfortcafex cement

Guess the flavour of Ice-Cream???

pta ni kaisi ajeeb bimaari hai mujhe lagta hai mujhe sab aata hai par mujhe kuch bhi nahi aata hai

god please just once send me an older emotionally secure mentally stable man instead of another younger insecure lust driven loser 🕯️

if all parents love their kids equally, why does every child grow up with a completely different version of the same parents?

guyssys i am on call with rekha gupta rn she wished happy holi

@dev_3134 😭😭😭😭 no no don’t help me with this one… we’re both gonna need help after him

@owninguplately may i help you?

bhot ho gaya bhai ab mujhe mera baat baat par muh bane wale har samay chidchida rahne wale har chiz par chik chik karne wala ladka vapas chaiya 😔😔😔

@dev_3134 a child fr

@owninguplately is your son missing?😧