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I’m supposed to take this to my grave but..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 during my relationship with this girl, one time she called me and said she feels like doing something adventurous so we should go on a cake date. I asked myself what’s adventurous about going
on a cake date but I was like okayy cool no yawa. So by close of work, she came to pick me up from the office and we headed straight to the bakery. Before we got there she said “Santo just play along” I was like what are you talking about and she said, “Santorini just play along”.
I kept my cool and followed her. When we got to the counter, she told the lady we are about to get married and we would like to order a wedding cake but first, we would like to try their flavors... my jaw just dropped😂😂 I was about to deny it and she gave me some eye eerrhh😂.
Luckily, the lady didn’t notice, so we sat down and were served various cakes in different flavors. After tasting them, my girlfriend showered the baker with praise, telling her it was the best cake she had ever eaten. She even told the baker that we would return with our own custom design.
The baker was thrilled because my partner told her our budget for the cake was N900k. That was how we managed to have a "cake date" without paying a cent. The cake was actually quite good; however, a week after that date, she began acting strange. She rarely answered my calls and was very slow to reply to my messages.
Whenever I asked to see her, she offered flimsy excuses. I was deeply hurt, and every time I complained, she just came up with more excuses. One day, while I was walking through town, I spotted the baker. I tried to hide, but she saw me and approached. She asked if we had enjoyed the wedding cake and said she hoped that what they delivered was exactly what we had ordered. I was completely confused because I had no idea what she was talking about. She then added that my "wife" had come in with her brother a week prior to show them the design they wanted, and that someone had picked it up that Saturday. I played along and said it was really nice and that everyone...
𝓞𝓶𝓪 🎀@justmercy__
How did you find out your partner was cheating on you?
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-my parents are getting old, wtf
My dad is getting old.
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Why do people have to old?
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-you are a very foolish boy.
Everything John said about you and what I’ve always heard about you has to be true.
Do you know how low, stupid, degraded you have to be and enjoy being a poster boy for rape? And you’re laughing “I didn’t know I was Pablo”
YOU ARE A SHAME
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SMADA🏂@SuperSmada
They even carried their campaign to Instablog… I didn’t know I was Pablo Escobar😂😭 And it must be my twin brother that was stopped at the airport cause I haven’t even travelled anywhere since January. And if they really stopped me like she claimed, Why didn’t they arrest me or at least interrogate me? ALL LIES.
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@deseryduze -it’s basic. Pro will look good on you, consider that over the 17
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@owoyemi_ea But I hate the design of the regular 17🥲
Maybe I’ll just wait for it to grow on me
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@deseryduze -it’s a cheaper alternative to people who want to ride the “new phone” nothing special about it.
17max is better. 17 air is just a dummy imo. Like a 5c
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@efeemena -don’t be fooled 😂😂
Or is it just me after 2 weeks, the feeling of the song gone
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@Iamivy05 -my dad always tell me
“Yomi have friends for different areas of life”
E get why.
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the older i get the more i realize that you can’t tell your friends everything either.
DUKES@sikes_oa
as you grow what have you realized?
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“All other gods na soso yeye, every other gods na soso yeye”
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Ms.Amyyy👸🎀💗@king_tillyxx
I hate people that try to belittle people’s faith. I get it, you’re an atheist but don’t talk down on someone’s religion. Ew
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Workout, eat fruits and veggies, drink water. No go far
cat with asthma@Thumblinalina
My own now is what is a man doing to make himself sweeter for me?
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