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@georgediano Mtu aliendea 'greener pastures' kumbe ni yeye alikuwa amevaa green goggles

After abandoning our boy Tokodi to fight for a scholarship at The Great Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) where students major in Dust Mitigation, Sand Engineering & Advanced Suffering,, the Ex wife has now resurfaced crying foul, claiming she was trapped in a toxic marriage. This is the same woman who left our boy because she was Not Meeting her Standards. According to madam, our boy wasn’t providing the soft life package she had subscribed to. But in this Kasongo economy where unga is now behaving like Bitcoin, many brothers are surviving on vibes & inshallah. But still, daughter of Agrippina refused to understand because apparently other men were out there spending money on women like there's no tomorrow. Seeing the pressure was too much, Pascal Tokodi took the L gracefully and walked away like a wounded soldier from the Battle of Financial Migraine. But because God is not Kamua, destiny located our boy immediately. Word has it that a sharp-eyed daughter of Agrippina, freshly discharged from Heartbreak Rehabilitation Centre, spotted Pascal roaming freely in the wilderness and decided to rescue our boy. It is now being alleged that the new girlfriend comes from Old Money. Since then, our boy has been living like a tenderpreneur on government contracts. Sources claim the man now sleeps under an AC even during rainy season. Now the ex-wife heard the good news and suddenly started doing reverse gear back to his Ex hubby. But our boy shouted a thunderous “NGOOOOOOO!” and sealed the border permanently. After wanaume wameongeza dayametaa ndio anataka kurudi,,, haiwesmek god one. Currently, madam is touring podcasts like an artist promoting a new album, narrating how she is a strong independent woman battling post-divorce trauma. Meanwhile Pascal is somewhere eating life with a big spoon and rediscovering happiness. But pia wengine wanasema kijana wetu amegeuzwa Ben Kumi, eti the new Gf ni mumama. But that's none of our business, because kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@oxycodonexy @georgediano Hio ndio ujinga nilisema sitawai fanya

@oxycodonexy @georgediano That's the hard truth....one must also look at the auction pages....

@georgediano Gari za loan surely?

In just 2 months alone, 26,645 vehicles were bought by “broke” Kenyans. As we speak, KDX is completely finished. We're now in the KDY era & they're already on the road. Me & my boy Anto we used to spend at least 10 minutes daily complaining about how bad the economy is at the gym. Then one evening he pulled up with a brand new SUV, I was left seeing with my mouth wide open. That taught me that I'm the one who's broke. Not us. So whenever you are discussing the economy with people, always use singular terms. But a win is a win, I love seeing my friends winning. Maria Josefu Family of Heaven,, unapo Bariki wengine Yehova usinipite roundi hii wajameni.🥹

@_kaysway_ Nothing petty, he is clearly hurt, he may d!E of depression

“I'll pro'ly hold a grudge against you guys 'til I'm 75.”

@6wrldXO @DailyRapFacts U make everything about drake ur a mental case🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DailyRapFacts Lmfao Drizzy Drake and future wannabes so bad. Drake is real hip hop Charlie Brown and little bill better sit down somewhere and let the boy and Pluto make real music. Iceman season we still taking over 🧊

🚨 MGK & WIZ KHALIFA “EVERYTHING TATTED” 🎥 MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW

@bonifacemwangi KWS wasione hii

Spotted someone with a roadkill! Hapo ndio maisha imefikisha waKenya. Wakenya wengi wanalala njaa, bei ya chakula na mafuta iko juu.

Billow Kerrow: If everyone who comes into power focuses on his own area then we’ll not go anywhere. We must look at this country as a nation #CitizenDayBreak

Aubrey Graham is an actor & Drake is just a character he plays.

@Zartanmegatron @gmalone I knew u were an attention seeker OVHOE!

@oxycodonexy @gmalone You replied so that negates your bum ass comment 😂🤷🏿‍♂️

cuh your favorite rapper got a lebron James tatt got mad at lebron James and cover that tatt with another man…. your hero did that… stop playin with tha loc 😂

@Zartanmegatron @gmalone Crickets 🤣

@gmalone Your favorite rapper makes weird noises when he raps swear he loves black women but got the lightest chick he can find and there’s proof he used to beat on her like a nigga and wear double sole shoes to look taller 😂

@Carter_Jamie21 Legendary corny

She rejected him despite them having “relations” after his spilled his heart and felt like he was her perfect fit… This night woke up his official heartbroken era 💔

@OHGEENiCK Either u were born yesterday, or ur just stupid

Dot’s biggest success is tied to the guy he envy’s and hates the most. All the hard work in the Stu overshadowed by a song about someone else. It all aged poorly.

@Elvines_El Kwani hana?

Huyu Bolt driver ametusi dem yangu ati mkundu, that's after amecancel ride.. Msalamieni 0723601386

@MattWallace888 U thought it was a magic wand!

The moment I realized who he was drawing ☠️

@ThomasDavi64531 Drake hotline bling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😉

Best rappers songs top ten Eminem till I collapse Tupac Dear mama Kendrick be humble Nas One Mic 50 cent many men Jay z 99 problems Biggie Juicy Kanye Stronger Dr Dre & Snoop dogg Still Dre Coolio gangster paradise

@NyakundiReport Alichoka akalala

An LPG gas tanker overturns along Mombasa Road, with motorists advised to exercise caution as response teams move to secure the area.

@Mzthangggg Perfect question

And why don’t he like Asap Rocky?

@Akademiks Please unfat

Shut yo bitch ass up… talking bout a rapper need to “denounce” free promo from the f*cking White House. I’m so glad niggas like u is outta here. Ain’t no denouncing f*ck nigga .. take dat woke shit back to the f*cking dot era! It’s iceman szn 🧊 🧊 🧊

@JmJuma1 🤣🤣🤣

Mmeona venye matatu sector imefanyia Wandayi na Chirchir, halafu sasa ona venye KMPDU hulamba Duale, very useless union.🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️💔