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@AngelaBelcamino Frothy sputum

Describe Ann Coulter in 3 or less words.

Today I turn 81. But it’s just a number. A very big number!

Alabama passes law banning masturbation except when life of mother is threatened.

@LakotaMan1 One plausible explanation: nytimes.com/2024/01/12/opi…

Someone needs to explain this to me.

@LakotaMan1 @RonFilipkowski They look like extras from the movie Zombie Apocalypse.

@RonFilipkowski Why do I only see white people?

The cult in Iowa last night.

@LakotaMan1 Sounds great. Wonder if frybread goes well with matzah balls…

If you’re a decent, compassionate, good hearted white person, I ain’t gonna scalp you. I may, however, invite you in for refreshments, delightfully delicious frybread, and reminiscent stories of Lakota yore — if you’re interested?

@JohnHMcWhorter What an insult to Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Defamation suit!

Keeping this going because HER. Stay silent about me and you'll hear nothing from me. Call me out and it's on. I have on good authority that she has said she's the Neil DeGrasse Tyson to my astrologer. Ah, yes! Discuss ...

@McClureShawn “I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.” ― Jules Renard

Calling all atheists! If you're a non-theist who follows me and you like, comment on, or retweet this, I will follow you back. Theism has ruled the world for much too long, and we need a strong network to help de-normalize the God delusion. Follow recommendations below. #atheism

@JoyceCarolOates Low tire pressure warning light and coolant temperature.

Does anyone know what these cryptic symbols mean in a Subaru? Have looked through the handbook hopelessly.

@michaelshermer I’m a born again agnostic. Not sure I believe in life after birth.

Say it: "I'm an atheist" "The more I say I’m an atheist, the more other people will feel comfortable calling themselves atheists. And the stigma will gradually dissolve. Can you imagine? If we all knew how many of us there are? It would give everyone permission to be honest with their kids and their friends, to grapple with big questions without having to hold on to beliefs they never embraced." wapo.st/46d50Y8

@joncoopertweets Sputum

Describe Kevin McCarthy in ONE word.

@joncoopertweets That I’ll die before my Polaroid stock comes back.

What's your biggest fear when it comes to growing old?

@LakotaMan1 Just saw Larissa Fasthorse’s The Thanksgiving Play. She skewers well intentioned, super woke whites who make a mess of an attempt to present a piece of indigenous people’s history. This photo brings her play to mind.

Read And help me understand. thegazette.com/news/muscatine…

SOME white people are ok with this. Asking my incredibly supportive white allies — are you ok with this?

@PicturesFoIder Show ne the money!

which one are you choosing?

@mattyglesias How about a bachelor, atheist President?

Is America ready for a bachelor president?

@ANGTraders @SpeakerMcCarthy I think his ignorance is genuine.

@SpeakerMcCarthy How is it that you don’t seem to understand that the Federal budget is NOT like a household budget. The Government creates money by spending it into existence. It does NOT borrow US dollars in order to spend. You are either that ignorant, or you are a liar.

Washington has to spend less. It's as simple as that.

@krassenstein nytimes.com/2023/01/24/opi…

Blaming Tim Pool for the Allen, Texas mass shooting, merely because the the shooter shared a Tim Pool video, is as ignorant as Tim Pool attacking all transgender Americans because the Nashville shooter was transgender. Here's an idea. When a mass shooting takes place, instead of trying to create this left vs. right culture war, how about we come together and figure out how we can prevent innocent people from being slaughtered on a daily basis? We don't need to ban all guns, and we don't need to make guns easier to get. There is a solution somewhere in the middle. What is it?

@nathaliejacoby1 Mucous

@RadioFreeTom Leave the gun, take the cannolis

@CalltoActivism Maybe she is “aintelligent.”

Marjorie Taylor Greene says it is "completely unfair" that she has a reputation for being "unintelligent." Is Marge unintelligent?