Black Beard🍉

"When Nothing Seems To Work, I Go And Look At The Stone-Cutter Hammering His Rock;Perhaps A Hundred Times Without Much Cracking Showing On It. Yet At The Hundredth Time, A Blow Splits It Into Two... I Know It Is Not That Last Blow That Did It All, But All That Had Gone Before."

Another day to remind you to be a responsible citizen. Stop throwing garbage like primitive people. A great nation doesn't litter. Stop littering.

@RealKaruga Happy birthday mate🎉🎉

Happy birthday to me

"When Nothing Seems To Work, I Go And Look At The Stone-Cutter Hammering His Rock;Perhaps A Hundred Times Without Much Cracking Showing On It. Yet At The Hundredth Time, A Blow Splits It Into Two... I Know It Is Not That Last Blow That Did It All, But All That Had Gone Before."

@AsmanAguyo @archiemwas What's the catch?

@archiemwas Wako na mpaka box ya iyo simu haha.

A while back kulikuwa na hii mchezo ya taoni unapatana na foreigner anakuuzia simu kali Samsung fold, S-series, IPhone etc alafu anakupea na bei ya tecno ukishuku anakutolea receipt, proof of ownership na anakwambia hadi mpige picha ati anauza juu ako stranded anataka kurudi kwao

@Mike_cbk @archiemwas What's the catch bro

@archiemwas I was a victim to this. Hadi tukachukua video akisema ameniuzia. Na akanipa passport nipige picha. Kiliniramba proper

@NjorogeTare @archiemwas Kwani what's the catch

@archiemwas 😂😂kitambo gani na juzi Sato there was an Indian tryna sell a phone at 15k,alafu jamaa ako na receipt ya 300 USD.

@RealKaruga Umekuja Sana mkuu

After Jesus cursed out demons, they fled to the pigs nearby. The pigs plunged into the lake and died. The demons multiplied and are the current day omena. Can't eat that thing bana.

Human approval is unstable. Someone may praise you today and criticize you tomorrow, so it's wiser to anchor your life in deeper principles than in other people's opinions.

@RealKaruga Panda ya kuenda Nanyuki, on Fridays, beautiful scenaries I swear

Hii mwaka i have to use a train. Niko Nairobi na sijawahi tumia

@Arsenal Noma

Full time: Manchester United 8-2 Arsenal.

the most dangerous opponent is the lazy guy who suddenly starts working on something.

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa." Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

"usiguze Hio", "usiuze Hio", "usibomoe Hio", "usilete ugonjwa", "usiue hao", "usiongee hivyo"… We are parenting a president.

@ErlingHaaland You'll never experience that feeling

First WC loading! 🇳🇴💪🏻

@Maryian96 Diversion tactics

RE: REPORT ON SUSPECTED CASE OF EBOLA AT AAR KIAMBU ROAD HOSPITAL: Nairobi North Sub Region Roysambu Sub County Roysambu Division. Roysambu Location. Date:1/6/2/26 Description of the Incident: A Turkish foreign National who is unwell and exhibiting medical symptoms of Ebola is currently at AAR Hospital located along Kiambu Road. Environment of the Incident: The patient who brought himself to the hospital arrived at around 2300 hrs at AAR Hospital . AAR hospital is between Muthaiga North and Ridgeways Estate along Kiambu Road. While initial physical diagnosis by the medics in the hospital suspects a case of Ebola, the foreigner turned out to be uncooperative and wanted to be released and go home. Action Taken: Nairobi County and Sub County Public Health Officers were notified to take up the matter. Due to the diplomatic nature of the matter and the foreigner's unwillingness to be quarantined until results are out in two hours, OCS Muthaiga has been notified to advise. Samples from the patient have been taken to the National Public Laboratory for further medical examination and analysis to confirm or rule out Ebola so that futher medical decisions are taken.

Seneca was right, don't waste your life preparing for a future that's not promised, while the life you have now is slipping through your fingers.

Your ancestors didn't have therapy. They had forests, mountains, deserts and oceans.

@C_NyaKundiH Never overestimate yourself, plus hujafika hiyo 15 years, chill

Wewe mbwa, do you even understand what “cancelling” means? I am not here to please emotional people or beg for permission from Kenyans on X. I have survived on this platform for 15 years because I speak my mind, not because mobs approved me.

@MrCharlesky Engagement farming

Did I omit sending anyone the application process?

Nietzsche was right, you’ll either become who you were meant to be or spend your life making excuses for the man you never became.