@April_Carter_US Hmm, yes, all well and good, but I'm thinking if you dropped the bike, at speed, wearing that, you'd developed a rather extensive case of road-rash, and we wouldn't want that now would we? 😉
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🇨🇦 John D. Jenkins 🇨🇦
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🇨🇦 John D. Jenkins 🇨🇦
@ozynmandias
Professional Techno-geek and social media troll who's wife describes as a bit of an ass... really! 😉
Canada Eh! Katılım Ekim 2009
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this dress is definitely… something special ✨
be honest, what do you think of it?
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@dnstewart67 Like rocking the vendor machine, to get that thing you don't need, that's stuck, so vigorously that you tip it over on yourself, killing yourself instantly kind of stupid? 😉😆
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In case you ever wonder how come people are so stupid that they vote for the likes of Trump and Farage...stupid is veeeeery stupid these days. Like Dark Ages stupid.
₿en Wehrman@benwehrman
Anyone who's flown to Europe or Asia from USA (or vice versa) knows that when you watch the in-flight tracker screen, it shows you're making a giant rainbow-arc shape over Greenland/Alaska. You've probably wondered: "That's weird, why don't they just fly in a straight line? Wouldn't that be the easiest, most fuel-efficient way to get from point A to point B?" Don't worry - you are not crazy! Here's what's actually going on with these nonsensical flight paths, explained by Terry Eicher 👇
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@April_Carter_US "H" for sure. But know this. If necessary I will wrestle you for the last piece.
Some might consider that a...win-win situation 😉😆
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Okay now I’m curious 😄 which one are you choosing first? 🍰👀 I think I’m stuck between E and H right now 😍
Chad@braves2430
Which slice would your order First? 😃
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@April_Carter_US
You've been cloned!
Someone has gone and done it again.
This time (at)AprCarter.
On the upside you're obviously popular enough for people, nefarious though they may be, to want to clone you! 😉😆
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@April_Carter_US Dear April,
I imagine that you could 'pull off' just about anything you set your mind to.
Evidence:
Where you started vs where you are, and what you do, day in, day out.
Irrefutable! 😉
John
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@April_Carter_US Wait....what? Necklace????
I don't see any neckl....oh well would you look at that, there it is.
Apologies, was distracted by the smile and totally missed it 😉
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got a new necklace and I’m kinda obsessed ✨
what do you think?
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@April_Carter_US I will accept that as an answer, though the one we were looking for was...
They both hug the curves exceptionally well!
P.S. but your answer was good as well 😉
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@ozynmandias I think the answer might be me 😄 both look better with a little speed and confidence 😉
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@April_Carter_US B. B. King
I used to have a bunch of RUSH concert shirts as well but alas they wore out.
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@April_Carter_US Its a 'bit' before your time, assuming, as I do, that your birth year starts with a "199" or possibly a "20", though I have no empirical evidence either way.
For me its the 1970s and it's Classic Rock. I'll allow late 60s as well 😉
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@April_Carter_US I figured as much, afterall, there can be only one of you, and as it happens, you're the most qualified 😉
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@ozynmandias Hi John, thank you for being so attentive. no, that’s not my account. You can recognize me here by the blue checkmark. Unfortunately there are always people stealing my pictures… please don’t fall for it. You can only really reach ME here or through my homepage 🥰
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@April_Carter_US
If it's not out of line to ask, is realapril169 another account of yours, or, has someone unscrupulously cloned some of your media and set up a bogus account?
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@April_Carter_US P.S. Where's your PPE young lady??? 😉
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@April_Carter_US Up to a point. Smart enough to know my limitations😉
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@April_Carter_US You are the Queen of Rhetorical Questions today, aren't you?
Ah well, no matter. Obvious though the answer is, I'll state it for the official record...
Yay!
😉😆
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@dnstewart67 Whaaaaaaat????
How can this be?
Oh Danny, say it ain't so! 😉🤣
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It's almost as if filling your cabinet with fawning, grovelling imbeciles with no experience in anything at all leads to a break down in the complex mechanics of modern warfare and military structures.
Karol Cummins - New Acct@karolcummins
The atmosphere in the Pentagon is reportedly in "disarray," with senior officials fearing that the internal cohesion required for a functioning military has been severely damaged by Hegseth’s leadership. share.google/hrHFFSyZoMWrJ3…
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@April_Carter_US Cafeteria Lady?
No, no hair net.
Registered Vet?
No, there would have been a pet in the pic
Ah, I've got it, you're a CPA! Certified Proctologist Assistant!! 😆🤣
J/K You are a cardio-thoracic surgical RN😉
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On my way to work… guess what I do for a living 😄
(just kidding, it’s too easy)
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