minx ⟢

@pozzed_sped if u dont use her period blood clots as jam on your toast, you're emotionally abusive and she deserves better

@northyrn_ I mean I’m not a guy but when I finger it then I can feel it, so I definitely think they must

if ur someone with a dick and u have fucked someone with a pussy can you feel the poop through the pussy. this is one of my biggest fears

@evilwyteboy @allisa478302 nah bro you’re geeked at most it’s like 450

@allisa478302 Yea the cupcake and the bread and butter and stuff alone are like 600 sorry 😭😭😭😭

cal estimates for this plane meal🙏im going insane bc my app said over 1000 cals wtf no way i thought like 600 bro

how it feels to tweet with 0 friends

@Boycootchie @limacupcake7

i don’t get ppl that say “i used to have an ed”

@SIGMAPROFESSOR ok ‘sigma professor’

the kind of intimacy that only virgin men and women with extremely high body counts find joy in.

I think the natural solution is to flee

Like she will say she feels lame for feeling happy when someone she looks up to laughs at her jokes… I’m ctfu that’s everyone mate

Back to the friend thing. She keeps doing this autism cosplay and it’s genuinely ruining every day. Also thinks she’s the only person that’s ever experienced emotions

tbh 9/10 of my friends are like this and it’s awful

has anyone ever had a friend that’s a performative intellectual? 🫩

I deleted all of my reposts im genuinely dumb, why was I trying to be all mysterious and shit

the memories are hitting me yesterday my boyfriend was trying to squeeze between a gap BRO he had me acting up 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Bro my boyfriend is so corpulent he’s like the singularity of a black hole I can’t stop touching him

@retrograde @decayinggbones I’m crying why is he living like it’s 1456

@decayinggbones Yes!

Just got out of an insanely abusive relationship and a male friend I’ve had for three years decides today is the day he wants to PROPOSE. I am DONE WITH THE MALE GENDER LIKE ACTUALLY.

@RawrrrX3_xxx @_nyarcissist fr you gotta have something to hold onto

@_nyarcissist Dude my boyfriend is fat and it’s the sexiest thing ever I love it when I can hug my partner and actually have something in my arms rather than hearing bones jingle or muscles being so hard it’s a rock bruh

is it normal to be disordered and hate the idea of being fat yourself but u actually find chubby body types incredibly attractive nd generally prefer ur partners w a lil bit of meat on them or am i weird

I need a fat ass boyfriend to drop his stomach on my face like a fresh load of laundry

norway: omg we can't lose this match england: omg we can't lose this match bellingham & haaland:

WHY IS MY APPEARANCE A CONSTANT DISCUSSION TOPIC LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!