the way I fell asleep at 8pm and was awoken 2 hours ago by a parade of sirens coming down my street directly at my window… upwards of 30 police chasing a bus that was hijacked
that was surreal as hell
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I stopped being friends w this girl bc she’s insane & she reacted by showing me… just how insane she can rly be lmfao
likeeeee weird flex but ok?
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pasta reveal after 3 years of talking about it lmfao
this is the only thing I log in to talk about tbh sry yall
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I had the best pasta of my life last night & it’s all I’m going to think about for the next week
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This is your sign to put his shoes in the bathtub and light them on fire
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the way I need to know if someone took the cat home and named it Joe Dirt
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when I say “match my freak”
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If my girl wants her nails done i’ll simply buy her a nail salon that’s just me though
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I will be offering these sessions at a discounted rate all summer long 📲 don’t sleep
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡@freaksonaleash
hear me out: public humiliation but it’s a staged argument between us on a fake date
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my prayers have been answered bc Jennifer mf Tilly has somehow been added to the cast???
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First of fucking all… omg @ rhoslc Secondly, someone pls help Beverly Hills it’s gotten so mf boring tbh losing LVP & Rinna rly killed the drama lol
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the fact that it’s taking me almost the same amount of time to Uber home from the airport as it took to fly home
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kinda don’t like the last lady that did my Botox bc why did she freeze my face into next century 😩 it was rly nvr that serious
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my favorite psychological thriller is the scooby doo cartoon series
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@sidepenja @freaksonaleash You seem to care A LOT about what other women do with their bodies. Must be so sad to be you. Sorry you weren’t built well enough to carry your children without complications- but you don’t need to take it out on strangers.
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the irony of reading this while using a man as a footrest lmfaooo 🫶
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