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Numbers of newly tested HIV positive patients in Nigeria (Jan-Mar, 2026) 1. Lagos: 2,298 2. ⁠Benue: 1,949 3. ⁠Akwa Ibom: 1,159 4. ⁠Rivers: 1,137 5. ⁠Anambra: 1,013 6. ⁠Kaduna: 842 7. ⁠Delta: 803 8. ⁠Oyo: 763 9. ⁠Ogun: 751 10. ⁠Plateau: 662 11. ⁠Imo: 640 12. ⁠Nasarawa: 615 13. ⁠Taraba: 605 14. ⁠FCT: 579 15. ⁠Abia: 527 16. ⁠Edo: 512 17. ⁠Enugu: 479 18. ⁠Kano: 476 19. ⁠Kogi: 422 20. ⁠Cross River: 396 21. ⁠Niger: 387 22. ⁠Adamawa: 382 23. ⁠Ondo: 379 24. ⁠Kwara: 329 25. ⁠Osun: 279 26. ⁠Bayelsa: 264 27. ⁠Ebonyi: 253 28. ⁠Gombe: 252 29. ⁠Borno: 238 30. ⁠Katsina: 216 31. ⁠Bauchi: 210 32. ⁠Kebbi: 196 33. ⁠Jigawa: 177 34. ⁠Zamfara: 140 35. ⁠Ekiti: 129 36. ⁠Sokoto: 110 37. ⁠Yobe: 100 Source: National Data Repository, TheCableIndex. Please 🙏🏿 whatever you do, Please try and be safe. Avoid unsafe sex, Avoid unsafe practices, Avoid sharing sharp objects, Avoid unsafe manicure/pedicure shops, Please buy and use your own clippers, Avoid going to hospitals that have unsafe practices, Pls stay safe.

@jon_d_doe My guy once told me that the hole he drilled in his previous girl, the next guy won't be able to fill it.

The reson why some men are shouting "virgin or nothing" is because of the awful things that they have done with different women. Men a big hypocrites. And most of them are not ready to be in a sexless relationship. End.

Every Palm Sunday, at least in the last three years, the Catholic Church, the African Church, and the Methodist Church all in Osogbo Diocese, Nigeria hold a joint Palm Sunday service. On Palm Sunday of this year, the Catholic Bishop of Osogbo Diocese, Most Rev. John Oyejola, joined the Bishop of the African Church, Osun Diocese and the Bishop of the Methodist Church, Osun Diocese, in a joint celebration marked by prayer, unity, and shared faith. A beautiful witness to Christian unity at the beginning of Holy Week.

This married woman is an apprentice just like me, we are both learning how to sew. This morning, she came to work late and our madam asked her to kneel down. This is somebody’s wife ooo. I summoned courage to tell her that she can’t ask someone’s wife to kneel down just because she came late, at least respect her husband. Can you imagine that this woman slapped me and ask me to stop coming to her shop.. that I’m so disrespectful and that’s why she doesn’t accept Igbo people. I didnt argue i just asked her to refund me back my 160k I paid for 6 months and I’ve only spent 3 weeks with her People around are asking me to beg my madam instead of asking for a refund that this is how it’s being done

@ChiomaFavour0 2 years and counting. No be everybody be fuvklitant

My nurse said we women shouldn’t deceive ourselves that, men cannot stay for 6 months without sex.

@itelNigeria Make you do me April fool abi? Gimme City 200

Talk oo. 👀

There’s no broke guy in the gym and build like this that is broke. Whey protein is 100k Creatine is 60k Pre workout is 50k Chicken is 15k per kilo Rice is 25k per kg Commercial Gym registration minimum anywhere in Nigeria is 20k per month Food is all time high and after workout man needs to feed the muscles. Women admire your body, so your sex drive is higher than a rocket. Fuck you talking about.

And let me say this to young single ladies in relationship. If you go to cohabit with your boyfriends or you go to spend the weekend at his place. Please make sure that you return his change whenever he asks you to go buy anything. Do not say "it's small, be doesn't need it". Give account of every penny you spent from the money he gave you. Even if he is forming not interested in knowing, do it. If you see money in a random place, don't just take it. Tell him that you saw money somewhere, and that you used it for this or that. Or you ask him why he kept money so carelessly. If you tell him that you need 500k to change your phone, and he's "stupid" enough to give it to you, do not spend the entire 500k on a phone. Spend 250k and show him what you plan to use 250k for. Do not go to your boyfriend's house and start forming over-familiarity with his neighbors. Or going to beg his neighbors for salt, maggi, pepper or even water. If he doesn't have those things in his house at the moment, use your money to buy them. And tell him about it later. There are many ways that you as a lady can show that you're not a liability or a leech. But your ojúkòkòrò will not let you be great. To you, your toto water is all that matters. I pity you. End.

I went to play football this morning. Got to our usual spot and met a brand new gate and fresh fences. Locked. I asked people around what happened. They said the man who owns the building beside the land bought it. Not to build anything. Just to stop our noise. Also because some of the guys play in boxers and he doesn't want his daughters seeing them. I stood there. "You mean this man bought land worth 100 million plus… because of disturbance?" They said he has nothing to do with it, according to him. He just bought it to shut us down. I picked up my boot quietly. And started walking home. Whoever you are, Na money you get. You no be God.

@LegendaryKayCe What happened from Jan 2, 2026 - Jan 16, 2026 Feb 14, 2026 - Mar 13, 2026 😏🫪 Congrats on those payouts 💪🏾

I pay ₦7,600 every single month. not because I’m swimming in money. Not because life is soft. but because I believed it would open doors. meanwhile, I’m struggling to feed. Bills are staring at me like unpaid debts have emotions. Every naira counts. Every coin has purpose. Yet I still subscribed. I still showed up. I still created. I still pushed. And till today… nothing. No payout. No support. Just vibes and silence. It’s crazy how you can invest in something hoping it’ll lift you up, while you’re quietly drowning behind the scenes. sometimes I look at that ₦7,600 and think of food it could’ve bought, electricity it could’ve paid for, peace of mind it could’ve given me. but instead, I chose belief. And I’m tired of pretending it doesn’t hurt. If you see someone trying online, don’t mock them. You have no idea what they sacrificed to keep showing up.

Dear @Thewordsmithhub, This is My 'Voice Control' Entry. The intro and the body of work are two signatures but one person. #TheWordSmithHubChallenge This is The Damn Purge!!! I'm Clear!!! #TheCreativeFrank #RawandPure #Smsfrank #RoyMathz #PoeticSix

@hypetribeng Jeriq

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The only thing you owe yourself is to be successful.

What you don't know is 99.9%. What you know is 0.1%. Apply this to relationships.

As a man, why is there no hair around your butt crack?

Three altar boys line up for confession. The first one goes in and says, “Bless me, Father. I’ve committed an impure act with a girl classmate.” The priest asks, “Was it Bridget O’Flaherty?” The altar boy says, “ I can’t say, father.” The priest asks, “Was it Caroline Murphy?” The altar boy says, “Please don’t ask, father.” Then the priest asks, “Was it Jennifer Smith?” The altar boy says, “If I say who it is, father, she could get a reputation.” So the priest says, “Although what you did is wrong and sinful, it is decent of you to withhold her name. For penance, I want you to say two rosaries, and you can’t serve mass for a month.” Leaving the confessional, one of the other altar boys asks him, “What did you get?” And he replies, “A month off and three good leads!”

@Selracx Oya nay

@p_didi3 😄 make I go sleep

People go too chop Nba tonight

I should’ve added this disclaimer: I wouldn’t do semen retention if I was in a relationship. I absolutely advocate for relationships, and I think sex outside of relationships is also okay, as long as you’re doing it responsibly. Repressing desires will eat you from within That 9 month streak was retarded - I was working on 3 different things simultaneously and lost my mind.