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@aruvinchan Mediterranean cultures hate alone time and quiet reflection, they just have to fill the void with nonstop chatting tobacco and booze

@NP__Oficial save up for a plane ticket and get tf out of the US

🚨 BREAKING NEWS l Jovens americanos estão perdendo a cabeça e tendo colapsos nervosos porque simplesmente não conseguem arcar com o custo de vida: "Eu me mato de trabalhar e não consigo nem pagar as contas. Tudo isso é inútil."

i fckn hate elon musk cause he killed twitter threads and has made every interesting post a single 30 page long paragraph so i always just dismiss it. Hes also evil

We are overstimulated and we don't even notice. Netflix while eating. Reels in the bathroom. Music while cooking. Podcasts on walks. We consume by default, not by intention. You keep filling every gap, then wonder why you feel foggy and unmotivated. Boredom and silence are the real growth drivers. They give you space to think and create. That's when solutions show up for problems that have been stuck for months. Leave some room.

@Zixaaax @safonyameherbal shut up you fckn clanker

@safonyameherbal Zuck saying he doesn’t see the 'appeal' of water is the most robot thing I’ve heard all year. 😂 Is he running on coconut oil now? The Jamaican uncle definitely has the better life hack here! 🥥

I know a Jamaican and his uncle who have never tasted water before. He told me they only drink coconut water or mango juice when they’re thirsty, eat a lot of cucumber because it helps retain water. I quickly asked for his kidney function and was perfect with eGFR of 94. He might have his secret and isn’t stvpid to ignore regular kidney function test

@RealPostFolder using "usted" instead of "vosotros" has to be the clearest

@theliamnissan Spoiler

You can tell Freddie Gibbs wasn’t joking with his answer 😭

@nocontextmemes is it considered a dystopia yet if I write my cover letters with errors for the 100s of jobs that apply for so they see I didnt use ChatGPT?

@Simon_Ingari after 5 months searching, I get 1 answer back. Have online interview. Invited to go see the lab and meet the whole staff and interviewed for 3 hours. Told Im top candidate and Ill start after xmas and dont sign anything yet. Get ghosted after NYE

Submitting job applications 2005 : - Attach CV, submit - 1 round of interview - Offer letter in 3 days 2026 - Attach CV, Motivation letter - Manually retype your entire CV into 50 boxes. - Take online test - Interview with recruiter - Do a project exam - Interview with HR manager - Interview with CEO - "We regret to inform you ...."

@FearedBuck It’s almost like they’re throwing everyone into these so called "Epstein files" to water down it's importance. Meanwhile, we’re all distracted by celebrities (shiny objects) while the real big fish slip away unnoticed.

Checking in on the fake job market

@LyingWrongAgain the main driving force of every single particle of the universe is literally disorder and chaos. Who said science proves order cannot come from disorder?

Religious apologist: science actually proves my faith Me: how so? RA: because science proves order cannot come from disorder Me: oh?

They kept getting angrier with each Grok reply💀💀

@PopBase isnt he gay?

Margot Robbie reveals Jacob Elordi filled her room with roses on Valentine’s Day while they were shooting ‘Wuthering Heights’: “You made my day and, as Heathcliff, filled my room with roses and it was so cute… I remember thinking, oh he’s probably a very good boyfriend […] It wasn’t just the gesture of the roses, it was the thing written from Heathcliff, and that little tombstone thing.” (vogue.com.au/culture/featur…)

Esto del pingüino divide claramente a dos grupos de personas: - Los que ven esto y les da "lástima" el pingüino y sienten la necesidad de "salvarlo" de una "muerte segura". - Los que ven al pingüino correr solito a la inmensidad de las montañas y entienden en un instante que no marcha para morir: marcha para convertirse en algo superior. Los que entienden que rechazando todo instinto biológico, y dejando a la manada colectiva para emprender una travesía individual de futuro incierto, mira al abismo y decide enfrentarlo en un instante. Los que entienden que el pingüino está realizando el máximo acto de superación personal afirmando SU decisión contra la tiranía del instinto. Los que entienden que el pingüino crea su propio significado en un estado de vacío que en realidad no ofrece ninguno.

Some film photos I took in winter.

Si vamos a ir a la playa y no vamos a tomarnos fotos así, ¡mejor ni vamos! 🫶🏽😌

@InsaneCope i feel like if my grandparents told me this story as how they met it would be kind of sweet though tbh, plz lmk how this is different