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@normcharlatan God I wish we had just one real teriyaki joint in NYC.

@davidrisherWR @elonmusk @karaswisher @nayeema @profgalloway This is in no way the simplest explanation. I don’t think you understand what Occam was getting at.

Occam's razor says: The simplest explanation is most likely to be correct. Here's a way to use it to explain @elonmusk's recent apparent lurch to the right. 🧵 (cc: @karaswisher, @nayeema, @profgalloway, @fmanjoo, @kevinroose and others who've also tried to figure this out.)

@Sbharris11 @timruss2 No, but the billionaires who own their companies and tell them what to do are.

@timruss2 Reporting on this is “nonexistent”? Are you suggesting that all the reporters are somehow—Republican? What universe do you reside in? What color is the sky there? Did JFK get assassinated in yours?

Isn’t it interesting that the gas prices are down nationwide by a $1.77 and inflation is down … right after the election - and reporting on the decreases are non-existent. Hmm….. yeah… coincidences take a lot of planning. All of it was artificially created.

@BoringNerdyKate 🙋🏽‍♂️

Feeling the need to fingerbang a communist.

@norsemann80 @OurCLEGuardians Humid air is actually lighter than dry air, believe it or not. It is a common misconception that balls travel slower/not as far in humid conditions because it “feels” heavier, but the opposite is actually true.

@OurCLEGuardians I don't care about the owners, but I'd worry about building a competitive team at altitude. It doesn't work in Denver. It doesn't work in Phoenix. Pitchers just get rocked and worn out unless you have Unit and Schilling. Maybe they can attempt a humidified dome.

The A's leaving Oakland for Las Vegas would not be good for baseball.

@djBrocktar @imjdsharp @WhiteHouse Yes it does. That’s literally how it works.

@imjdsharp @WhiteHouse Loans are loans. Someone's gotta pay it back. Doesn't matter where it goes, money doesn't come from nothing.

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven. twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…

@JuanaCapital @markofbattersea @washingtonpost Love this

@markofbattersea @washingtonpost This is gay

FBI searched Trump’s home looking for nuclear documents and other items, according to people familiar with the investigation washingtonpost.com/national-secur…

@JayJurden Yeah, I get it.

Back to women I go. Sorry fellas.

@AlexMcDaniel @JayJurden Go Bears

@jnd3001 @JeriLRyan Iconic

@normcharlatan Saw him and John C. Reilly in True West. Earth-shattering.

@majortransceleb Still have one. It’s great if you’re into feeling like a sharp piece of plastic is cutting open your taint.

@firstopenlygay Lake Mead looking scarier and scarier every time I fly in.

@idreaminviolet @JayJurden Lol

@JayJurden Football*

I love progress but in 2022 we gotta stop being surprised when SOCCER players come out

For Personal Essay, Long Form: “It's Time to Decolonize Wine” by @migueld for @punch_drink #jbfa

@ortile We have the same one. It works very well.

unboxing my new Dyson vacuum, got into fisticuffs with the cumbersome packaging, and nearly started crying bc i have not been in the mood for the past three months to be my trademark high-functioning self but we made it

@Delliboe_ ✋

Sooo Who’s In New York 👀🍎

@RAOrquiza @bettinamak Go Bears

@TheJFHarris You have a car? Lucky.

@jnd3001 @jerseyh0mo It is definitely fake.

There is no way you can predict what’s about to happen