Patrick Ettore

@aroundliv I’m the legend

Never forget this legend who went to a Halloween party dressed as Purple Aki 😂 Even has the newspaper and carrier bag. Such a simple and effective costume 👏🏼 🎃👻🧙‍♀️

@sportbible Sergio Ramos

Who is the FIRST player that comes to mind when you see this? 🟥

@Woohg2 @JayDeeMUFC @AIphaNation @UtdSk_ Are you alright?

@__elclasic @JesusRoIe Wow that’s terrible

That Manchester City 3rd kit is probably the worst kit I’ve seen of all time. I’m not even joking when I say that

@pessienthusiast @Arsenal @biel_m04 You don’t pick and choose your team you wasteman

Signing off in style... 👌 😍 @biel_m04

@rickpeters123 Quality player and equality so as a person! Top signing

Fell out of love with the game for the past 2 years. But shedded a stone and got my mojo back💪 can't wait to get going and great set of lads we have this year⚽️ Roll on this season!

Our opponents for our friendly on Saturday have dropped out as they can’t get a team together. Is anyone available for a friendly this Saturday at 2pm. We can host and have ref sorted. Split the costs of ref @THEMCRFL @CheshireFL

@old3n9 ❤️

@mikenorton22 @EliteMentalityy @StretfordPaddck @AdamMcKola @TommyHezza Young MickyJD that

@EliteMentalityy @StretfordPaddck @AdamMcKola @paddy2456 @TommyHezza fat this

@danawhite @TeamKhabib Brother, @danawhite everything what you’ve done over lockdown is immeasurable 🙏🏿

Here we go... @TeamKhabib

Lost my job today. I've been in warehousing all my working life. 19 years managerial experience with a track record for coaching, training and mentoring people to gain first time promotion. I'm now willing to just be an operative as I just want to work. Any RT appreciated.

@piersmorgan Give it a rest you shit stirer.

Manchester United’s captain has been arrested for drunkenly brawling with police officers more times than he’s won a trophy since being with the club. Admire Harry Maguire as a player but this is shockingly poor leadership. Especially during a pandemic. 👎

@TommyHezza @mikenorton22 @GB7_99 @AlfieLong4 Ahh it’s been deleted man

@mikenorton22 @GB7_99 @paddy2456 @AlfieLong4 😍😍😍 fuck me

@evelilyyoung @LukeBowes_

PSA: that Madeleine McCann story about the German suspect was originally reported May 2019 it’s just being recirculated now as a distraction tactic - very common in UK press. Thrilled my extensive knowledge of the McCann case can come in handy.

Straight off the train at Euston, into the Royal George. 4 Estrella please... That’ll be £24.80 twitter.com/Worville/statu…

@mikenorton22 @SamMcGuire90 Some nasty grass cutters there

@SamMcGuire90 @paddy2456

@mikenorton22 @90sfootball Bro I watched him the other day yano. I didn’t even rate him that highly but a love a good thing when it’s gone

@90sfootball @paddy2456 third pass is a madness

Guti was brilliant!

@oeste @mikenorton22

I been thinking about this pass and finish all day

Physician Alfa Saadi, 68, came out of retirement (after a 40yr NHS career) to fight the coronavirus pandemic at Queen Victoria Memorial Hospital in Welwyn, Herts. Today, he became the 4th doctor in Britain to die after contracting the infection. What an absolute hero. RIP.

Are locksmiths key workers?