@JimSpim I have to ask, did you accidentally drop the toast on yourself, or purposefully rub it on your torso and testicles?
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Paddy Howson
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Tried some of the Tunisian delicacy Salade Mechouia on toast. In chili terms I'm relatively robust, but right now my lips, mouth, head, torso and testicles are aflame.
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@paddyhowson just informed by son 'But dad - goalkeepers can't score goals'. 'Well now, let me tell you a story ...'
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@JimSpim @kierenpitts I think I will ignore that question. I can no longer remember what I was dressed as. I think possibly Robin Hood
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@paddyhowson @kierenpitts Was the head taken off for logistical reasons?
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'You're in my top fifty, Jim, but not in my top ten'. Still stings.
Heather is writing@heatherwearsred
What’s a backhanded compliment you’ve received? I had an ex that used to say, thank God you’re beautiful, anytime I spoke within intelligent conversations. He did it front of friends and would shush me openly. I hope wherever he is today, he’s sucking on a shit milkshake.
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@IainDale The Lib Dems feeble performance in Rochdale was completely overlooked amid the chaos. But you have to ask - what on earth happened there?
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@JimSpim I trust the story of the mouse that died in your shoe (or indeed the one that died under your cricket pads) has not yet been raised. The African Land Snail story always raises a chortle in this house.
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@paddyhowson I also told him about Dylan falling in the moat. Cue many further laughs.
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@paddyhowson little did I suspect that time you tipped me out of a canoe into the sea how funny my son would find it, 25 years later. He laughed and laughed.
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@JimSpim I believe I can still vote - just have to register myself in your area. Stand and gerrymander in one fell swoop!
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Green Party asking me to stand as an MP again. I must admit I am tempted. The prospect of crushing defeat holds no terrors.
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@JimSpim Ahh, the giant ground sloth. Rabid hunter of giant tortoises.
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Excellent discussion on walk to school. All-time top ten extinct animals. No dinosaurs allowed. Top three perhaps controversial – Homotherium, Megatherium, Megalodon. Actually, perhaps not.
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We are playing Bristol City LIVE on BBC1. I lived in Rovers country when I was there. I therefore fucking hate City. Hope we do them 5-1. #WHUFC
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@JimSpim I was always a city fan - used to go with Ruth a lot. I was always a fan of Ade Akinbiyi, until he ended up at Leicester.....
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Tempted. Would be the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
Dept of Zoology@CamZoology
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@JimSpim Sadly, no sign of a hippo, an apricot, a guava or a mango though.
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@JimSpim Channelling the spirit of Sid Waddell there Jim. Chapeau!
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The food at #birdfair remains first class. I just ate a chilli paneer flatbread that was so good I wept salt tears of sorrow on finishing it.
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@JimSpim If I am fully sated, then, unless the afternoon brings a snooze, I am woefully unprepared.
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The little falafel stand that's popped up by Tottenham Court Road - first class. Tasty, spicy at non-tourist prices. I am fully sated and ready to tackle whatever the afternoon brings.
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@JimSpim You'll rest all your 'stars' against us. Then you'll loose on penalties in the final. Listen to your inner voice Jim, you know this so what it is saying....
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@JimSpim @pettsvaldo Didn't you once try to pull someone by offering them the opportunity to be radulated by the snails?
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@pettsvaldo @paddyhowson Live footage from behind the Ninetree Hill fridge.
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