AuxiMoron💰

ignore that it's four minutes long and know that it's going to feel like a healing to your neurodivergent soul to hear every single thing he lists NOW LOCK IN

The best corporate acronym - OOO: 😂

I think this might be the answer.

I keep fuel stats to track my engine’s efficiency. Here’s how petrol prices have changed in 10 years. 9/May/16 - Sh80.7 8/May/17: Sh 98 7/May/18: Sh 106.8 2/May/19: Sh 106.6 5/May/20: Sh 92.8 13/May/21: Sh 122.8 8/May/22: Sh 144.6 10/May/23: Sh 179.3 4/May/24: Sh 193.8 … 👇🏾

An intelligent man never lets urgency from others override the patience his strategy requires.

My manager stopped asking me for updates on my biggest project. I told myself I had finally earned absolute trust. Six months later, I understood what they were actually telling me:

The highest form of existence is to have no desire to be understood, admired, pitied, or known.

Case Study #139 A Johannesburg company discovered it had been losing millions through procurement fraud. There was no hacking. No fake suppliers. No missing invoices. Every payment had been properly approved. That was exactly why no one noticed the fraud for years. A thread.

The man has been cooking these banks for decades and has not given them a moment of peace. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

''When Small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set.' - Lin Yutang

Men are probably the most confusing human beings when you try to understand them logically. Sometimes a man can suddenly feel empty or restless when he is alone in his room doing nothing. But the moment he goes out and hangs out with his friends, that feeling disappears. 1/6

Someone who wants you to constantly explain yourself or thinks you are guilty of everything she suspects so it’s your job to prove your innocence. If I’m that bad to you just stay away from me…

She has sold over 80 million albums, won four Grammys, been nominated for an Oscar, and has never once gone on tour. She lives alone in a castle outside Dublin with her cats, her neighbour is Bono, and her own uncle has said “We don’t see much of her. She lives like a queen. She is a recluse.” Enya was born Eithne Pádraigín Ní Bhraonáin in 1961 in Gweedore, a tiny Gaelic speaking village in County Donegal, Ireland, one of nine children in a musical family. She joined the family band Clannad at 19 and left at 21 to go solo with the band’s producer Nicky Ryan and his wife Roma. The three of them have worked together ever since. She records vocals layered hundreds of times over each other, sings in ten languages including Irish, Latin, and languages she and Roma invented from scratch, and creates music so distinctive that when asked what genre it belongs to, she simply said “Enya.” In 1997 she bought a Victorian castle in Killiney for €3.8 million, outbidding Michael Flatley, and renamed it Manderley after the fictional house in Daphne du Maurier’s novel Rebecca. After stalkers targeted her repeatedly, including one who broke in and tied up a maid while Enya locked herself in a panic room, she raised the stone walls to over nine feet, added timber gates and surveillance cameras, and largely disappeared from public life. She has been seen in public only a handful of times in the past decade. In 2001, CNN used her song “Only Time” as the backdrop to their coverage of September 11 and it became one of the defining sounds of that moment in history. The Fugees sampled her. Metro Boomin and The Weeknd sampled her for “Creepin’” in 2022. She has an asteroid and a fish species named after her. She has never married and once said “My affairs are with melody and words and beautiful sounds. People think it sounds sad, but believe me, I’m happy.”

once you start making money you’ll feel the urge to help everyone financially, it’s important you resist

If you're proud of your Dad. Retweet this.

it’s no reason this story should be that funny

Only a few will understand what she was doing here😂

All timer TikTok from Wolves 😭😭😭

Wolves' official Tiktok account really dropped this to cook Arsenal. Nah, this is peak comedy. 😂😂😂

Holy shit that works lol