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@erraticpuIse I think its more hinting to the fact that DE being the shadow witch because she owns a book that tells the crk story and DE happens to be the narrator in the being of the story so DE is author of the crk story book idk how to explain it

Am I the only one who thinks this might have a deeper meta meaning or am I insane

@BoldTwisted @RadiantCheeses The witches created cookie kind to be a better version of humanity because their world was evil and humans were evil who caused the witches suffering so they made cookie kind to prove theirs still goodness in the world who no evil exists and to give them hope ig

@RadiantCheeses I mean.. why do YOU make cookies?..why do you dress them up in all these fancy colors and designs and give them all this background and “meaning” other than to look nice before eating?

WITCHES MOTIVES CONFIRMED!!! It was all for fun… Expected but quite sad. White Lily finally has the answer many have been asking (like shadow milk moments earlier)

@RadiantCheeses The real witches created the cookies to be a better kinder version of humanity because their humanity was evil who caused suffering they made earthbread to prove they can make humanity better and the world could be good but it backfired on them

#CRK this fandom can't fucking read i swear

@gman3327 @lowqualityres what ive read it seems that the Licorice tribes were driven out by the cacao people because they were seen as bad omens that were using their magic to curse the Licorice sea using it against the kingdom/king since there was no one to defend them they got chased out

@paint_taylor @lowqualityres Also it's possible the licorice tribe needed the licorice sea to live like because of its magic or something, but dark cacao cookie kept them away from it due to his fear of its power, so they died out that way

AFAIR it never explicitly says "Dark Cacao has starved the coffee and licorice tribes," but when you interact with the Milk villager, the dialogue shows that he's become negligent and thus drove cookies out. I've added the screenshots in the thread

@LittleOzean @lowqualityres I believe he mentions it to clotted cream cookie in cookie odyssey after he finds him staring at his souljam a little to long and asking questions he shouldn't he doesn't out right say it but it is implied

@lowqualityres While I can’t remember it being canon that he killed other cookies for trying to steal his soul jam, it is canon that he let Choco go because he’s his son. Even after being almost killed by his son he couldn’t bring himself to harm him.

Isn't that just a headcanon that's really popular? Either way, are we shocked, lol lowresolutiondck.straw.page

@cookierunfess The fact we can we her heart reminds me of beta oven break gingerbrave in the story he goes inside the witches body stabs her heart killing her before dying in misery himself. Hes gonna go for the heart isn't he?💀

crn! cw // spoiler DE rill witch???

@benloberry The witches are the ancients mothers doughlogically whether the ancients view them as their parents or not well see in the story but the witches are not the beats mothers by dough the witches made them using magic the virtues viewed the witches as masters or gods pretty much

Why are people taking the "mother" titles so literally ??? Saying "the firsts are the beasts mothers" have the same meaning as "my cat is my child" They aren't their actual mothers and aren't related to them ... it doesn't work like that

@jambound 2/2 they give them their wills and hope (the souljams are the witches will they get later) and send them to the cookie world to become the "new" virtues so yes the witches are doughlogically the ancients mom's but aren't doughlogically related to the beast their just their gods

@jambound Btw the witches found out that the virtues turned evil (from im assuming from candy apple cookie) and with no way to protect the cookie world or bake new adult cookies use their own dough and create the ancients (which is why they look alot like the witches) 1/2

I realized some people aren't as big a lorewhore as the new multiverse demands so here's a simplified version of my understanding* for people trying to catch up on Witch's Castle and how it ties into the current Beast storyline *CORRECT ME ON ANYTHING PLEASE this gets complicated

So like funfact the cookie run vr game shows a statue of OB gingerbrave and his pet so most likely gingerbrave is gonna die in OB and all the gingerbraves are all connected and are on one timeline/universe btw

@Bk1llumin4t3d If this proves that the ancients are actually alive in OB im gonna be the happiest person on earth the ancients are dead in OB theory is so stupid🥹

That cookie simply #bloomedfromaflower 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 nobody could have predicted #whattheywouldbecome 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Doughlogically their mom's btw we have yet to see GC and WL mom's. If u want me to explain i can btw #CRK

@LightCreamSimp @benloberry Well kinda I belive they can get saved because their corpses are still "alive" and the main witchs body is preserved in a incubator but it gets crazier when u realize the witches are doughlogiclly the ancients mothers but not the beasts I need to explain witch lore

@paint_taylor @benloberry THOSE WTICHES ARE DEADD?? HUH???

What if ... DE got defeated in kingdom main timeline , but somehow managed to get Timekeeper to bring her back with her ability to contact timelines ???? And now she'll work on a new grand plan with the help of TK ??? Am i cooking or do i need to leave the kitchen 🤔

@benloberry Also the shadow witches hold no authority over cookies their just corpses who eat cookies to consume their life powder to live hence why they no longer answer the beasts calls because the real witches turned into cookies its just cookie kind hasent figured it out yet but DE will

@benloberry Mabye she probably dosent care or there's something big thats benefiting her like DE saving the witches will prevent more mistakes like DE herself from happening which i guess will make her job easier? TK is the only cookie capable of sending DE back in time unless DE is avatar

@prunemousse Same artist who shipped and made incest abt literal brothers and when called out said "their not blood related tho🥺" and continued to make content abt the brothers but only apologized when they realized they would lose all the fame they were getting from crk content btw❤️ #crk

Do you remember when your followers harassed me for this

@purelily113334 Omg I can talk about how crwc is related to crk and explain the entire lore and timeline and how DE is actually the crwc witch this is what I specialize in😍