Chris Malowany 🇺🇦

@pluey200 @jayforeman Tea time -5

@jayforeman I’m a very fat American, when is that in EST

I’m happy to announce that a brand new episode of Map Men, the first one in more than a year, (a proper horizontal one that goes on for at least ten minutes) is coming to YouTube at exactly tea time on Monday 15th September.

@esjesjesj The issue is that he should be wearing the same go-go boots. Can't slay the same in sneakers. Otherwise, there's nothing wrong.

I dare you to explain what’s wrong with it

@charliewrich @theepicmap If Robert Moses was alive he'd retweet this

@theepicmap If New York city has a housing crisis, why don’t they build more apartments within this red circle?

If Canada has a housing crisis, why don’t they build houses within the red circle?

@grahamclark Has he passed away? I've tried googling, but nothing comes up and his Wikipedia is clearly not up to date if he is.

Thanks Mike. RIP

If you're not from Canada, you wouldn't necessarily have heard of Mike Bullard. He was a comedian well known for his crowd work. If he was coming up today he would put all tik tok crowd work comedians to shame.

@Doulegg They might be from Mexico city 99percentinvisible.org/episode/the-si…

The scrap iron men where my gf lives have a little song for when they collect scrap, like a radio jingle. The one around my end just goes "any iron? Any old scrap iron? *Unintelligible gibberish* *terrible trumpet playing that sounds like someone in a brazen bull*.

@porterrobinson That's wild. Worlds is my favourite album

There are currently no songs from "Worlds" or "Nurture" in Porter Robinson's Spotify Top 10. (popcrave voice)

@bahahaptdr @mean_gene_real And here's the template

@mean_gene_real This panel is definitely gonna become a meme

Comic about going to see the new deadpool movie (1/9):

@realnounie I read this as "staff" instead of "stuff" and I was like, are they Wizards? Or are we talking butlers?

@alandaviescomic My mum and I saw you once in a lift in a hotel in Banff, my mum couldn't remember your name, and didn't want to refer to you as "Jonathan Creek". So we said nothing.

Once I was on a train and I could see quite far up the aisle. There was a kid coming down it, aged about 14. Eventually he arrived in front of me. He stared at my face for a few seconds and then said: ‘Nah, that’s not James May.’ Then he turned around and went all the way back.

@mumonceran @TeamStarKid Same, I have a worrying suspicion that it's already sold out

@TeamStarKid Signed up and everything frozen - has it crashed???

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@mathladyhazel We can't just assume that the cutting takes up the full 10 minutes, what about the measuring, calculating the sizes, lining up the material, measuring again, and marking the cut points? If you are cutting a board into 3, those extra steps might be covered within the first 10 mins

I can't believe my eyes. 😵‍💫

@eleanorzjames @SkyNews Maybe it's about food standards, and not about the staff

@SkyNews Maybe they should start to be a bit more fussy who they are employing to handle our food!

Small rubber balls have been found in tins of baked beans sold at Asda, Sainsbury's and Tesco, prompting a recall notice Read more 🔗 trib.al/g1BRanE

@HeyBethMay It's a great name for a great band

@AGhostlySpydr @playPalia They should make dye creation into a new crafting discipline

🔵Palia Patch Update 0.172🔵 Patch 0.172 will be releasing on Nov. 7th with game downtime from 8AM PT - 10AM PT. Here's a quick look at what's coming ⤵️ 🧔 More Free Character Customizations 💎 Starstones 🗑️ Rummage Piles 🏠 Increased Housing & Decor Limits 🧥 New Premium Cosmetics #Palia #PlayPalia #CozyGames #CozyMMO

@breannaflaim I don't know if I know of any TTRPGs by those creators, but if you have an recommendations, I'd love to see them.

@isbellihalom If you did have the "required followers", would they have paid you a marketing fee on top of what you charge, or would you at least get royalties as they are expecting you to boost sales?

Well, I've been getting different responses about jobs through the years, but this is something new... 😯

@SerenaMalyon Thankyou for the reminder that I need to get more decorations for my new flat, I might have to get a print of one of these, they are fabulous 😍

@XeropointGaming @jfwong You've clearly never listened to the greatest moment in podcasting history, when Freddie and Jimmy's characters in Dungeons and Daddies compete to have the last word. They work so well together, you are doing yourself a disservice by not considering them at the same time.

@FatTonyCrypto @iamharaldur @elonmusk "The goal of neither party in the work relation is consumption; one seeks surplus value, and the other income." Your work is increasing value for your employer, therefore your income should reflect that increase. Otherwise, you are simply being exploited

@CasualBirderPod Lesser-spotted Common Fire Snail