Patrick Beames

@_InfoGram_ Iran’s useful idiots.

BREAKING 🚨:🇪🇸🇮🇷 Iran has just called Spain the SPINE of Europe.

@SkySportsNews Er……., no, they haven’t. They’ve shown they can lose to the average.

🗣️ "They've shown that they can compete with the best" Dan Khan discusses the heartbreak that Ireland's players have felt following their World Cup qualifying loss to the Czech Republic.

@oasisworld_ @gasgirl157 @NoelGallagher Well said that man!

NOEL GALLAGHER SLAMS GLASTONBURY AS 'WOKE' AND 'VIRTUE SIGNALING': “It’s getting a bit woke now, that place, and a bit kind of preachy and a bit virtue-signalling. I don’t like it in music – little fucking idiots waving flags around and making political statements and bands taking the stage and saying, ‘Hey guys, isn’t war ­terrible, yeah? Let’s all boo war. Fuck the Tories man,’ and all that. It’s like, look – play your fucking tunes and get off.”

@Cam_Jourdan He just needs to get used to playing in the States and once his family life settles down he will get the win. It’s just a matter of time and patience.

Marco Penge has had a wild start to his PGA Tour career. He moved from England to Florida. He switched equipment and has been trying to dial it in all season. He and wife Sophie's second child, son Romeo, spent 21 days in the NICU after being born. Last week, his family got to watch him for the first time, and his best golf has followed since. A T-4 at Valspar and opened in Houston in 4 under. "To kind of be a dad and be a husband and give my wife support is really nice. It would be nice to see my kids grow up and not miss out on that."

@GlobalIJournal Reasonable performance. Almost convincing.

Brazilian President Breaks Down in Tears Over the Suffering of the Palestinian People Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva could not hold back his tears in the face of the suffering of the Palestinian people: “It is painful that the world remains silent in the face of such a genocide, where the real victims are not soldiers, but women and children.”

@SkyNews An arrogant and disrespectful comment. This will have lost her a lot of supporters.

Keely Hodgkinson mocks Premier League club over lack of trophies trib.al/Hi9PLzU

@Top100Rick @CuriousAussieX What an utterly stupid comment. Regularly shooting 75 or 78, they would NOT be a scratch player. And that 60 is Ko’s best ever round, not an average.

@CuriousAussieX Yep. Most think that 0 handicap means they shoot par every round. Scratch handicaps are much more likely to shoot 75 than 72. (Depending on golf course difficulty, could be 78!) You are good enough or were in your prime for sure, but most scratch aren’t 7 time club champs. 😎

Lydia Ko shot 60. With 12 birdies. 12!!! And missed this putt on 16. And yet somewhere there is a scratch dude who thinks he can hang with the ladies “If we played the same tees”. Bro you couldn’t make 12 birdies if every hole was 250 yards.

@_InfoGram_ Hamas’ worldwide spokesperson.

BREAKING 🚨: This is VERY BRUTAL 🔥 UN. Special Rapporteur Albanese: "Palestinian detainees being forced to eat off the ground, attacked by police dogs, and subjected to brutal sexual violence by Israeli forces. This is Absolute barbarism".⚡ Women with METAL SPINE 🔥

@keelyhodgkinson Why should West Ham care about a bunch of up their own arses athletes?

The GB team will bring back more medals to that stadium than west ham have seen in their entire history 🫢🫶🏼😂

@VincoSport A bit of a stupid thing to say. Way to convince Wet Spam to vacate their stadium.

😳😳 Following rumours that West Ham United are unwilling to vacate the London Stadium to allow for the 2029 World Athletics Championships to take place, European World Indoor and Olympic Champion Keely Hodgkinson has had her say. The 2029 bid has received backing from the British Government and is planned to take place in the home of the 2012 Olympic Games, where West Ham have been tenants since 2016. 📸 Chiara Montesano for Dyestat

@EdwardJDavey @ASK_des How would that utter clown know?

No Trump, the UK's aircraft carriers are not "toys." They are HMS Queen Elizabeth and HMS Prince of Wales.

@Amockx2022 The only thing Starmer has ever exposed is his utter uselessness!

BREAKING : Trump exposed by Starmer Trump 🇺🇸: Iran's missile went 2500 miles to hit an island under UK's control Starmer 🇬🇧: "There were no missiles that hit the Chagos Island. We aren't being targeted in that way at all" 🔥😂 Trump has become a joke 😭

@AthleticsWeekly She should stick to running.

Keely Hodgkinson has stated that "The GB team will bring back more medals to that [London] stadium than West Ham have seen in their entire history." This is after West Ham refused to vacate the London Stadium in September 2029, ahead of London's World Championships bid. The bid has received the backing from the government and London Mayor Sadiq Khan.

@mr_mayank Disgusting hard left trash.

🇺🇸 Trump — We are fighting to protect the Iranian women 🇪🇸 Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez — “If you really care about Iranian women, STOP BOMBING THEM” 🔥 This man has become a HERO for billions. What a man, what a country 🫡

@Amockx2022 Spain will pay the price for this treachery.

BREAKING : Iran 🇮🇷 is all set to reward Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez for taking stand with them in war Iran will allow free passage of Spanish 🇪🇸 oil tankers and ships through Strait of Hormuz without any barriers or restrictions 🔥 While other EU countries struggle, Spain because of wise leadership is getting global acceptance 🫡

@SkyNews Why September? Why not immediately? These boys should be nowhere near the Girl Guides.

BREAKING: Transgender girls have been given until September 6 to leave the Guides. 🔗 Read more trib.al/eoOnJ1H

@Amockx2022 Disgusting piece of hard left, terrorist-loving trash

BREAKING : This is peak savagery 🔥 Spanish 🇪🇸 PM Pedro Sánchez belted Israel "Spain doesn't have oil reserves and nuclear bombs, but that doesn't mean we won't raise our voice against Israeli offensives. Even if it isn't enough, we will keep trying" 🫡 This man since the first day showed the way to the world how you lead with spine

@otokyo__ Jack off.

Name a famous Jack

@MbarkCherguia Mole grips

Settling a debate. What are these called?

@alphafox Well it’s like this - you’re working the same hours whether I tip you 0%, 10% or 20%. So it doesn’t really bother me. I’ll tip what I want.

Ain't no way i'm leaving a 30% tip, have you see the price of dining out lately?!