Phil Read 🦅

@otokyo__ Bobby Moore

Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?

@AllBiteNoBark88 Just checked this fake news in Asda, every single egg said happy Easter on the back, but no one will take any notice of this will they.

#Boycott all brands that have ERASED the Word "Easter" Don't like Jesus Christ? Screw your Profits

@hhustler7576 @EricLDaugh I watched a military expert on Sky News three weeks ago say they could reach the UK, it’s not a surprise, they’re just using it to justify the orange cunts actions.

@EricLDaugh The reason these cities MAY be at risk is because your cunt of a president decided to bomb Iran based on a 'hunch' that Iran would attack them.

🚨 JUST IN: Europe is STUNNED after realizing Trump was right, many of their capital cities may be in range of Iranian ballistic missiles after they targeted Diego Garcia Cities that could be at risk include - London - Berlin - Paris - Munich - Rome - Oslo TRUMP WARNED THEM that Iran was lying about everything! He warned the WORLD.

@dddh78 @BenGrahamUK Not a single comment, I wonder why

@BenGrahamUK Lie lies lies you division stirring anger farming muppet Be better

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?

Spare a thought for the two club Charlie’s today, must be a difficult time for them.

@terrychristian Now you know how Lacroix felt

Maguire was an idiot .

@Paul43757482 @Geniustechw Her age was the last thing on my mind 😂

@Geniustechw If she was 21 not a thing would be said.

Why is 56 year old Jennifer Lopez dressing like this? 👇

Who remembers Game on, best sitcom ever.

@cpfcbennn The main issue here, is the player could cost about 30 million.

anyone know where i can get a cheap replica palace shirt with a player on the back?

@Think_Reset @tonyblackburn What a ridiculous comment, you utter prick

@tonyblackburn Didn't you work for the BBC in the 70's? What about the children then? What about the blind eye turned to Paedophiles back then. No time for celebrity guilt.

Watching the news it breaks my heart seeing the children who are terrified. What are we as human beings doing to these innocent children. it’s an absolute disgrace what is happening to these children who have done nothing to deserve this. I honestly don’t know how leaders on any side can sleep at night knowing what they are doing. Shame on you all.

Why is everyone saying we only get 500 tickets for the away leg, ground currently holds 24k, 5% of that is 1,200 tickets 🤷🏻‍♂️

@GeorgieCP85 I’ve looked it up, it says it’s 1.2k, ground holds 24k atm

Whats allocation for Fiorentina?

@Bacoletplayer @BobbyManzi Sarr all day long

@BobbyManzi Made the game more difficult than it should have been. Referee was awful. Stopped the flow of the game and then ultimately lost control. Even though he missed games through AFCON Sarr is my player of the season so far. A bargain at £12.5m. Onwards! #cpfc

What an absurd ending that was, but most importantly, Crystal Palace are in the LAST EIGHT of the Conference League. Crazy game of football. It was the Ismaila Sarr show, in truth. It took 300 minutes, but Palace have finally beaten AEK Larnaca! #CPFC

@BrakePaul Yep totally agree, classic was Utd away, lots still to learn, but I’m sure he will.

I do really like canvot but he does get caught out in the air when crosses come in. That worries me a bit. Something he needs to improve on #cpfc

@kazbax @Matt_Pinner Cricket

@Matt_Pinner Squash

This is hard

@bootlegger1974 @galleryofdoug So did Newcastle

@galleryofdoug Cheers forgot it was early KO

Cheers @bootlegger1974 comooon the toooon ARMY

@ThePalaceWay If it was the other way around, we would all be slagging them off, it just looks poor

Why do people care so much about a 19-year-old celebrating an opposition footballer being sent off? #CPFC

@dannydell97 Correct answer 👍

@dannydell97 Keep betting

Millwall going for promotion but whenever I bet on them, they lose😂

@hhustler7576 @EvilSashPioneer He probably has seven more appearances in a Palace shirt, maybe as a sub, he’ll be chip paper in no time, pointless booing him.

@EvilSashPioneer 👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼Some sad, entitled, bitter cunts in our fanbase. Could have handled his near exit better, but even thiugh his form dipped I have never seen him give less than 100% on the pitch. He is still a Palace player so support him, FFS! 🤷‍♂️

I'm proud to have shouted "Shut the fuck up" at the top of my voice to everyone booing