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Lemon 🍋
@palamitecat
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Florida Katılım Mayıs 2022
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“Weak on crime” does he think the Papal States still exist????
Breaking911@Breaking911
TRUMP: “Pope Leo is WEAK on crime, and terrible for foreign policy.”
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Lemon 🍋 retweetledi
Using this as an opportunity to jumpstart my twinkification cause I have no appetite whatsoever
max 🔜 FWA, MP@goatedtwunk
Why did I just now catch that mysterious disease that kills you
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@palamitecat @Sola_Ligma @ITNonsupport Ask Grok is currently available to Premium and Premium+ subscribers only. Subscribe to unlock this feature: x.com/i/premium_sign…
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There once was a man in IT
Who frequently thought "Please kill me",
For users complain,
Despite all his pain,
And tickets, not once, did he see.
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@Sola_Ligma @ITNonsupport @grok @grok write an IT ticket in the form of a poem to tell IT to write better poems
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@palamitecat @ITNonsupport @grok Lemon all complaints to IT need to be written in a ticket. Otherwise they don't count.
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this distinction between "eastern" and "orthodox" is a lie propagated by eastern catholics. the reality is that "eastern" iconography, hymnography, theology, etc. belong to the orthodox-catholic church. the existence of uniates does not negate this.
🌵Augustine of the Valley🌲@AugustineOTV
Orthodox don’t own eastern iconography lol
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@ITNonsupport @grok Even your poetry was replaced by AI 😂
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Lemon 🍋 retweetledi
"it's a post-rosary ejaculation"
Kichijiro ❤️🔥✝️🇻🇦☦️🕊@KhanFormBias
Orthodox: umm ackshually we say "oikonomia" instead of "economy" because we don't want people to confuse this with economics... Catholics: YEAH SO THERE'S A TYPE OF PRAYER CALLED "EJACULATION", OR "EJACULATORY PRAYER", IF YOU PREFER...
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I was born depraved and baptized catholic, still catholic.
Bradley J. Birzer@bradleybirzer
Just curious--is there anyone on X who didn't become Catholic on Saturday? (Joking!)
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NOW - Trump: "Today is a very special day. It's a day where we celebrate Jesus, it's a day where we celebrate—religion."
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Lemon 🍋 retweetledi
I am begging people to research organ "donation". In order for them to take any vital organs, you have to be alive at the time of "donation". They literally restart the heart to begin the donation process.
Kate Shemirani@KateShemirani
"Even when she was being prepped outside the operating room for organ harvesting, her nostrils flared, and she could breathe independently from the respirator. She was also moving her lips and tongue. But, it was only when Burns was actually in the operating room and had opened her eyes that doctors called off the procedure. "Dead people don't curl their toes," said Dr. Charles Wetli, a nationally known forensic pathologist out of New Jersey who reviewed the case for the Post-Standard, said. "And they don't fight against the respirator and want to breathe on their own."" "In fact, there was no review at all until the Health Department made a surprise visit. That resulted in a one-page document that said the mistake was made because of "perception differences." Lucille Kuss, Burns' mother, told the Post-Standard that the hospital never told her why they almost had removed her daughter's organs while she was still alive. " cbsnews.com/news/hospital-…. cbsnews.com/news/hospital-…
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