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think i need to shave again lord give me strength

bulge is looking particularly heavy this evening

“day off” which means tackling every household chore i’ve delayed by a week, thereby nullifying the concept of a “day off”

reporting live from london!

36°C and it’s still only may 😃

i’m not a k-pop fan in the slightest but why is boompla by le sserafim kinda good??

now i wait until someone offers to buy my underwear i guess….. #helpabaristaout !!!!

sunburnt, drunk, and horny; a deadly combo xx

spending my only day off this week in cambridge!

it’s the way that a wank is part of my morning routine before work specifically at this point lol

@valley_queer cymru am byth i’r pobl

Mae pobl Cymru wedi sefyll lan i fasgwyr ddoe, ac heddiw, ni'n gael llywodraeth sydd am Gymru gan Gymry. Dw i'n teimlo balchder anhygoil o fod yn gymraeg, ac methu aros i weld ble fydd fy ngwlad tn ei fynd ar ol heddiw.

and here’s another xxx

my version of this trend i guess lol

started my new job today so officially the return of the after work semi!

regardless of your opinion on tumblr i think we can all agree this is the single greatest image it has ever circulated

When you nut but a better video pops up

why is that post going so crazy omg

hangover horn has never hit so hard as it is today !