Captain Ahab

@ishdons @ahabluvr51 Heh.

@ahabluvr51 i am holding a knife to my neck

(going through all of the main story again) NO NO I CANT PLEASE STOP TALKING PLEASE I CANT READ WHAT AHAB HAS TO SAY I THINK IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

@snagharp00n @butchoutis Heh, always were useless without somebody to string you along. Even now, you cling to the word of others as if it were your lifeline! Never grew a spine of your own, Ishmael?

@pallidslayer @butchoutis I was given a task. if anything you should be ecstatic I still follow those

Walking the ishmael

@snagharp00n @butchoutis Hah! So many replies, Ishmael! And you speak as if I am obsessed?!

@pallidslayer @butchoutis suck my dick

@silly_ishmael_ Don't make me laugh, Ishmael... I've dedicated my life to this! What makes you think somebody as pathetic as you could steal my glory?!

Is this that "Deepwoken" thing some of you keep babbling about?! It SUCKS!!!!

@silly_ishmael_ Hah! Always such a coward, weren't you? Never willing to take matters into your own hands! It's all your fault, Ishmael!

@snagharp00n @butchoutis Haah, fine.

@pallidslayer @butchoutis if I say I agree with you will you buy me robux

@butchoutis FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

@pallidslayer 🥺🥺🥺 pretty please im asking nicely

@snagharp00n @butchoutis Asking your old captain for some help now, are we? Hah! You're finally beginning to understand just how useless you are without me to guide you!

@pallidslayer @butchoutis buy ME deepwoken so you can.. torment me or whatever the hell you like doing

@butchoutis You're 45, lady. Quit using those childish emoticons!

@pallidslayer but im asking you 🥺

@butchoutis No, damn it! Go ask Penelope or something, will you?!

@pallidslayer Can you buy me deepwoken

@snagharp00n @butchoutis Heh! Now that's the proper bite of a seadog, isn't it? You remind me of my younger self, you know.

@pallidslayer @butchoutis ok fuck you nevermind

This is why your wife doesn't want to see you anymore. 💚

@snagharp00n @butchoutis Hah. How wonderful to see you finally agreeing with me, Ishmael! You and I are truly one in the same...

@pallidslayer @butchoutis good post

@snagharp00n Heh.

holy shit oh my god don't ever do that again

@butchoutis Oh.

I’d be ok with letting you bash my skull in too

@mcdonaldssamjo @butchoutis Why, don't expect me to be up-to-date with all these blasted modern trends! Is it normal to demand to have your skull smashed open nowadays?!

She can bash my skull in and i’d be ok with that