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@cherie_koh As a Tibetan woman, I have literally never heard of this. Yssss the #culturalappropriation is strong with them 😂

Not Bling Empire trying to promote "perineum sunning that came from a Tibetan tradition" 😵‍💫

@camcordings ::hugs::

Me: Hey brain lets ask for help because I’m really tired and need it. Anxiety riddled brain: Nope horrible idea. Me: asks husband for help feeding the chickens. Him: *grumble grumble sigh* Me: never mind, obviously it’s too hard. Brain: told you it was a horrible idea B

@MichelleSLerner This is pretty much the only thing tempting me to have kids. The only thing.

Tomorrow I'm supposed to get my kid's class assignment and supplies list. And I'm happy to announce I am STILL that kid who gets excited about school supply lists.

life hack: if you haven’t weighed yourself since before quarantine and are thinking about doing it, don’t.

@WithLove_Shelly the what now 😳

@courtneyw 💕💕 hang in there and keep trying! My boyfriend was in the same boat earlier in the pandemic because someone may have fraudulently been using his social security, but he eventually got the back pay. It’s awful though, and he racked up so much debt while waiting.

California’s #unemployment has somehow gotten worse as the pandemic continues. Can’t get anyone on the phone. Can’t do anything on the online portal. Six months without income. They’re putting people in dangerous situations.

@courtneyw A little too real 🥺

Putting on an old shirt and wondering if it shrunk in the wash over the years or if you’ve just gotten fatter.

@mafalicious How cars work. Any time someone tries to teach me about an engine or a tire, I want to throw myself out of a window.

What's something you've been conditioned to believe you should know about, but could not be less interesting to you? I'll go first: military history.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: You Picked the Wrong Day to Wear a Sarong

@camcordings YUP

@pamelatatz 👀👀 who does this remind you of?

@WithLove_Shelly 🙌

when I am married, I shall bring as my dowry 5000 bags of various household items and clothing that I never got around to donating.

@joe_portnoy I’m ready for the asteroid now

The season finale of America will probably be anticlimactic but I'm going to watch like it won't be.

@b_simerson @WithLove_Shelly Brb buying out Costco

@stephemcneal This is like the end of the lion king, when scar threw the hyenas under the bus

Here's Trump complaining about how much Fox News has had Joe Biden on the network and Fox and Friends' awk responses trying to defend themselves 😬

You heard it here first, folks. Trump knows the most about wind. #Debates2020 #windytrump

@DavidMONSTERinc too busy lightly kicking in various directions

@pamelatatz Post video, please.

my greatest strength is probably making the bed while still lying in bed

can't watch the debate (busy fracking) but i hope at least one of the candidates is standing up for the average american's interests (fracking)

What I’ve taken away from this debate: we should nuke the hurricanes