Preston Andersen

Your salary will compete with the cost of living

Happy Large Boulder The Size of a Small Boulder Day to those who celebrate

Poll for me via my wife: Is it hard to silence a fart?

anyone know how to turn off closed captions for racing events? it’s a bit distracting

What NFL coaches would be doing if they weren’t NFL coaches… (@Morning_Blitz)

to this day i think i could clear these

@farmerphill Those opportunities tend to present themselves 😏

Don’t know what I would use it for, but now I *need* one of these tractor operated cranes.

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

The Packers After Week 10

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

Good morning! What are we having for breakfast today?

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

It was just announced… Slamball is officially coming BACK

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

@kalleyfornia Pre or post-mullet?

North Dakota isn't real.