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@EvansCycles wow, Evans Cycles. What an absolute joke your company has become. If I'd have run my business like you guys do I'd have been out of business years ago.

A run worthy of @Angory_Tom

@Buhreeh shots! shots! shots!

Away to a family wedding today and fought off the suit - next I’ll be fighting off all the bridesmaids amirite? Phwoarrr lads lads lads birds innit bruv

@brionybun @TeamNibbles I only count 236

Thank you to everyone who came along to my birthday stream!! We raised an amazing £2374.69 for @TeamNibbles 🎉 I said I would wear a worm for every £10 so here I am with 237 worms 💕

The cat got his cream. #Galloway #Rochdale

@_Indae_ I applaud you for being the reason some guys go to the gym then

@papa_average I am a very sweaty man though :(

One of the gyms I do to has a sauna and I swear guys try compete over who can stay in there the longest and it’s one of the saddest machismo things I’ve ever experienced.

It was a very special persons birthday yesterday... I hope you had a lovely birthday @BradleyJames ! Oh... yeah... and my sister too. Hope it was alright sis.

Penny Mordaunt reminds me of Karren Brady in many ways. You know, if Karren Brady were more of a witless cunt.

@Bedgarsan @simonoxfphys Any episode with Pope Karen is a good episode though.

@simonoxfphys Goblin does a Crime is my favourite episode

@brionybun I’m so glad to hear she’s moving from one loving home to another. She deserves the absolute best and you certainly helped in giving her that!

We took Julieta to her forever home last night! She's such a sweet hom and I'm so glad she's getting the wonderful home she deserves. I'm missing her so much already, but it's lovely knowing she'll be so happy 💕

@Ravsy_ Proper bummed out by this one.

RIP Sinead O'Connor One hell of a talent, such an amazing voice Currently listening to this song she did with Massive Attack if you've never heard it before it's beautiful youtube.com/watch?v=OQ31yN…

@Ravsy_ I’ve not tried the in-ears but my Kreafunk headphones have always served me well kreafunk.com/en/collections…

What are some good in ear / airpod alternatives for an android user? I use the Sony WH-H910N headphones for a lot of things and I love them but I would like a smaller, more portable option - Using a Samsung S21 Ultra if it's relevant to your suggestions!

@Ravsy_ You’re bottoming wrong.

Look its the bottom training machine

@not_eff @Ravsy_

@Ravsy_ that's for jesus to decide

What the fuck Paris

@tim_c_annan @hambles_ I was pleased to see a number of congregations employing outreach workers for the older generations, but agreed, we need to be a Church for everybody.

Had a dream where a colleague showed me a patients record and the record had written in red on their notes “Warning: possession, DO NOT OPEN”. So, do I search their name at work tomorrow or not?

@OdeToJamie_ 108p? That’s a new one on me

Another Father’s Day successfully ignored! Go me!