Papal Seagull

Joe Biden to @Pontifex : "We love you!" Hey, @JoeBiden -- don't forget about me!

Welcome to America @Pontifex ! Maybe I'll appear on the balcony next?

It's been one year since my first/last true public appearance. Happy Anniversary @Pontifex !

I just pooped on the @PapalChimney as punishment for the pope's potty mouth last week...

did y'all see @papalseagull attack those doves today? hahaahaha

See my pal @PolarVortex is starting to retreat. Bye for now!

Retweet if you miss me!

RIP my dear Seagull friend Tom. Right, @_AshleyONeill ?

Did you miss me? I'm still here, planning my next international appearance!

From the top of the @SistineChimney, I'm praying for our beloved #Boston , please do the same.

@MrG48 That's not me. That's an imposter!

@zwartsluis Looks like Shrek to me, right?

@brina_dulisse Sure. We usually only eat french fries. I'll coordinate though.

@meehand the @PapalSeagull is rooting for you tonight! You got this ;-)

@PapalSeagull .YOURE AS FAMOUS AS THE DOVE WHO LEFT THE ARK 2 FIND LAND.PROBLEM IS,YOU FLEW AWAY.NEED AGENT@kevinfaile

@PapalSeagull thanks for the follow. Here's a fish!

@JasonCaterina ill try my best not to poop on your head, but they say it's good luck..

Good morning, #Uppers! While you wait: Oh Squirrel Can You See? Ask Ms. Crissie! #humor #PapalConclave @PapalSeagull #CPAC2013

Hey! I was right, wasn't I? I had the birds-eye view. RT @amjadHakro HAHAHAHAHA RT @PapalSeagull Exclusive info: White smoke is coming.

@andersoncooper I was waiting for smoke too, but they warned me that if I sat on the chimney.. that would have ended poorly.