2005

My proud moment of Senpai has noticed me.

schrodinger’s flirting..... im not flirting with u until u feel like i am... but if ur not sure about it then im simply joking. you will never understand what im doing

I'm such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we're in line at the grocery store, I live for that sht

date idea: i take a nap on you

Intern #2 : Miss, i wanna discuss something, but it's not workload, it's my portfolio. Me : Okay. Intern #2 : *shows his porto* I have revised based on your last feedback. Is it better? And i wanna ask about the flow of it. Is it good already?

New intern : *does her job quickly* Me : Shaad, your newly Intern #1 title is in danger!!!! Intern #2 : ... Her task is easier than mine! And with better laptop!

Intern #2 : *compared my IG's profile pic with me in working mode* Me : What? Intern #2 : Nothing. It's just i usually greet you 'Miss Milka', but if I meet you in your propic IG version I would be all 'YES, MADAME MILKA'. Me : Do you want your trachea to get elbowed?

I hate that it seems I have to change his name to 🧟🧟🧟🧟 as well. I kinda hope it would be him since he matches my humor and banter, but I can't stand carrying the convo going.

Back is aching because of carrying the conversation. 😑😑😑😑

Flirting with me includes asking me back what I ask and having enough curiousity about my life.

when someone has insane lore but they use it as motivation to be a better person, rather than use it as an excuse to be a terrible person.

I hate that I used to be this kind of person. But now, not anymore, sleeping comes first during work days.

The autistic baddie urge to not consider ANYTHING to be a date or a relationship until they explicitly say so.

the hottest thing someone can do is show you how much they yearn for you

It's ok to send me a paragraph of how much u love me

Y’all ever get turned on by somebody’s patience & empathy? Like damn..you really gentle & understanding like that?

“you’re so full of yourself” well you can be filled with me too if you quit playing

i smell rlly good rn someone should come nuzzle against my neck & bite it

Homegirl : Is that new dating app good? Me : Hmmm, just take a look at mine. Homegirl : *checked the dating app on my phone* can I swipe? Me : Yeah, sure. Homegirl : Right? Me : Mmm, left, too muscular for my liking. Your type though. Homegirl : Okay. Left? Me : Right, a nerd.

Homegirl : You got involved with weird men. It's either weird-looking, weird-story, or weird-behavior. Me : It's because I am weird myself. At least, they are not toxic. And I always dodged the bullet when there is a toxic one. Toxic men are your expertise. Homegirl : ... True.