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My NFT metadata says "Rarity: Legendary." My reality says "Budget: Legendary (for all the wrong reasons)." #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

I’m "Early to the space." So early that even the buyers haven't arrived yet. #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

Just hit a new milestone: My NFT has more "Likes" than I have dollars in my savings account. #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

I’m thinking of pivoting to "Performance Art" where the art is just me trying to explain NFTs to my grandma. #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

If "Patience is a virtue," I am currently the most virtuous person on the planet. Also the poorest. #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

My art style is "Digital Abstract," but my financial situation is "Classical Tragedy." #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

They say "WAGMI" (We Are All Gonna Make It). I’m currently in the "Waiting to see if I’m part of the 'We'" phase. #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

My first NFT is a "Genesis" piece. "Genesis" is Greek for "The first thing I tried that didn't work immediately." #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

My first NFT is a "Genesis" piece. "Genesis" is Greek for "The first thing I tried that didn't work immediately." #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

I’ve become a professional "Hype Man" for myself. It’s a very small, very sad party of one. #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

My NFT roadmap: Phase 1: List Art. Phase 2: Cry. Phase 3: Hope a celebrity hits the wrong button and buys it. #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

Just reached 10 followers! 7 are bots, 2 are my alt accounts, and 1 is a guy who accidentally followed me while trying to find a recipe for sourdough. #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

"Art is subjective." My bank’s subjective opinion is that I should probably get a job at the mall. #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

@opensea @AnichessGame Let's go

Road To Magnus: Top-16 Knockout of @AnichessGame x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

I’ve refreshed my OpenSea page so many times I think the site is going to start charging me for stalking myself. #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

My collection is "Eco-friendly" because the lack of sales means I haven't used any extra electricity processing transactions. #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

The hardest part of being a new NFT artist is explaining to your family that no, you can't just "print more money" with the blockchain. #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

I’m not saying I’m desperate, but my NFT description now includes a "Buy one, get a free drawing of your cat" offer. #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

Being a 1/1 artist is great. I’m 1 person with 1 dream and 1 very concerned landlord. #nft #opensea #art #crypto #eth Buy here 👇 opensea.io/item/ethereum/…

Secured my spot on the @opensea mobile waitlist 📱 Don't miss the boat! opensea.io