Zeddie 🐐

@Llekamania_ @beans_szn Swears, it’s a complete package, you either deliver or be the delivery. Both way, someone will feast, be it your club fans or the opposition fans, there will be a feast

Salah has more goals this season than Ryan Giggs managed in his last 4 premier league seasons combined by the way.

"They pleaded with you to come and see these victims, instead you stood up and said no light so you will be going in the next 10 Minutes. You still had the audacity to start campaigning in the same place. Who in their right senses will campaign for you"

+234 na really clown valley 😅 A certain governor arrested someone for chanting "no light". then a few weeks later a whole president confirmed through a brief speech that there is no light in the country. 😂😂

This Southampton player doesn’t know what he has done for FT 😂

@abazwhyllzz You are missing the point entirely

Good evening everyone , After seeing the genuine feedback from some winners about the jerseys delivered, and everyone opinion on this, I’ve decided to make this right in the simplest way possible. - Firstly, I admit i messed it all up with the first action of picking winners which isn’t in my position but I’ve apologized for that. Once again, to the whole public, I have admitted and corrected my steps. - The 10 jerseys already sent were the lighter Player Version I sourced, but it’s clear they didn’t match what many expected for this giveaway. That’s on me. To fix it completely: option 1: i am willing to send the whole N300k to @_Abdulakeem_ so he can pick any vendor of his choice to get the jerseys for the winners he picked option 2: I am willing to refund the full amount received per jersey (₦20k including delivery) directly to every winner who has received one, - Those who have received it can return the jerseys with delivery fee on me. (I will fund the redelivery back to me) - The winners can then source their choice of jerseys from any vendor of their choice. so the remaining 5 will not be shipped instead, those winners will also get the cash equivalent. Either of the options he picks is cool with me. My goal was to deliver value from our Agba baller osimhen. Since expectations weren’t met according to the winners, the fairest thing is to return the funds so everyone gets exactly what they want. Big thank you to my boss,Victor Osimhen once again for the support ❤️. I appreciate the understanding and will post proof of refunds as they are processed. Let’s close this chapter positively. I don’t want to go back and forth on this anymore. @_Abdulakeem_ please reply with the option you’re picking so I can proceed. Thank you everyone 🙏🏾

I'm crying. You know what's funny? The "dramatic drop off" is only dramatic when you compare Mohamed Salah...to Mohamed Salah The season he's having, numbers-wise at least, is a good season for any other winger on this planet.

Most of the kids here in X don't really understand that Nigeria was a giant Nigeria was so wealthy that it was sending engineers, doctors and professionals across Africa and the Caribbean for free. Today, it's reduced to parents struggling to get a branded carton of Maggie and tomato sauce with the photos of the president to feed kids they can't afford If all you know is hot, dirty water to drink, then cold, dirty water is an improvement Some of us drank clean water from a public tap

I must put you for cult Southampton!!!

Governor Amuneke is loved by all

WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.

Just retweet 👇 Having served as Minister of Power, I have accumulated enough money that I will never be broke again, even if I never get another political appointment." — Minister of Power, Bayo Adelabu says

Distribute Laptop.. Problem!! Distribute Jersey.. Problem!! Una really worst past our politicians 💔😭

3 South Africans 🇿🇦 and 2 Tanzanians 🇹🇿 have been arrested in Uganda for drug trafficking. They were trying to go to Thailand via Dubai, passing through Uganda.

We had too much for an injury-plagued Arsenal 😉

Na this kind rubbish dey impress Yoruba people 😅😅😅

@piersmorgan 😂😂😂

@MrBoldOne @SouthamptonFC @EmiratesFACup 😂😂😂 So much tears I love it

@SouthamptonFC @EmiratesFACup You won’t make the playoffs in the championship and you’ll end up losing the semi-final at Wembley

WE'RE GOING TO WEMBLEY 🤩

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

FotMob literally predicted it for you lmaoooo

This season was so so salvageable if we just sacked him back in November.