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Any woman who ghosts me I just assume was a federal agent that got too emotionally attached to do her job and got reassigned.

“I’ve decided dat ima jus keep the baby.…..”

No more good women left. You gotta find your favourite whore and just ask her to stop.

The Rockets are a top-10 offense with Kevin Durant, but one of the worst overall when he sits: On: 116.9 Offensive Rating (9th) Off: 109.9 Offensive Rating (27th) There will be immense pressure on Durant in the playoffs to consistently produce elite-level scoring every game.

Je me réveille, je vois que Jokic a fait 19 PASSES DECISIVES pour UNE SEULE BALLE PERDUE. Alors je les regarde... Sérieux faut que la NBA arrête de se foutre de la gueule du monde sur le comptage des passes décisives. Pour la NBA, ces actions sont des passes décisives.

Dylan Harper tonight • 21 PTS, 6 AST, 4 REB, 3/5 3PM, 9/14 FG

3 Ninjas (1992)

Dylan Harper in his first career start: 23 PTS 4 REB 3 AST (0 TOV) 9/13 FG

You ever been so broke before you thought you was cursed nigga 😂

i be acting worse then kanye it just never hit the media.

yeah man Ime playing in Reed face all season should highkey be a fireable offense lol

yall give men wayyyyyyyy too much credit honestly lmao… swearing up & down the children won’t be okay unless there’s a dad in the house is hilarious 😭