Daniel Jack Paproth

Fans of the #SumichTrophy can get updates by following me over on BlueSky (pappy90) or Instagram (thepaproth). But Toby and Matt Cottrell will start the season proper in the hottest form with 0.4 and 1.4 respectively in the Wizard Cup.

I hate Musk so much I can't do it here anymore. @ pappy90 on bluesky xoxo

I can't wait for the Sunday Herald Sun two-page Marty Sheargold rehabilitation spread which spends 98% of its words talking about the shattering impact of being cancelled and one cursory sentence about "learning"

By electing the next most conservative option! Woo slay queens 😍

This Gideon Haigh book is short and an absolutely fucking ripping story. Read it on the 900 million hour train ride home from Sydney. And as always when I read a Gideon Haigh book, I learnt a bunch of new words...

Does anyone else need kayo. Going halves with my brother but keen to make it cheaper 😂

@ColemanMogsU @GirlsTalkFootyy You’re an absolute fucking head case if you genuinely believe concussion and rape are even remotely in the same ballpark

Is this satire? #AFL

@Dylan_Trickey how's this: fuck off

@pappy90 Sounds like something someone who stole a defibrillator would say…..

This is not me. Stop asking me why I stole a defibrillator. I didn’t

@RudiEdsall I would put The Sketch Show riiiiiiiiiiiight up there. Incredibly funny

@MusicBrownlow Choirgirl, 1 vote. K. Sahn, 2 votes. When the War is Over, 3 votes

Voting is open in the #TaylorDonWalkerMedal. We want your favourite tracks by Cold Chisel. Give us your 3-2-1.

Or we could just spray paint the number for lifeline on the wing at the G and pat ourselves on the back.

Lot of calls for a men's mental health round. I would suggest if we're serious about men's mental health perhaps a good first step would be men learning how to give another man a compliment that's not superficial 🙊

Listening to John Coltrane's Ascension... quite the experience

All flights home tonight from Sydney cancelled 🙂 I have been rebooked on a flight 9am on Sunday 🙂 I have only my backpack 🙂 and I left my charger which I always have in my backpack at work 🙂 so can't charge my laptop or phone 🙂 and I was meant to have a cute date tomorrow 🙂

When Cupid knocks at your door, you can't ignore me FUCK DAT VALENTINE FUCK DAT VALEN VALENTINE FUCK DAT VALENTINES DAY (FUCK DAT VALENTINES DAY) youtube.com/watch?v=kRAWwd…

@Dylan_Trickey the shithouse new look aside, everything else about GC SUNS rn is giving virile, competition-beating excellence

@pappy90 The pink jumpers enough to tip over the Suns into contention 👀

2025 Ladder Prediction Brisbane Gold Coast GWS Fremantle Geelong Melbourne Carlton Sydney Hawthorn Port Adelaide Collingwood Western Bulldogs North Melbourne Adelaide West Coast St Kilda Essendon Richmond

@flabberdacks PNG Brisbane Canberra Canterbury-Bankstown Cronulla Gold Coast Manly-Warringah Melbourne New Zealand Newcastle North Queensland Parramatta Penrith Redcliffe South Sydney St George-Illawarra Sydney Wests

@swan_legend not sure the list has gotten better in the off-season.

@pappy90 Why so low on Sydney? (putting to one side our impressive ability to consistently shit the bed in grand finals)