paradigm shift

The year is 2070. President Guy Fieri has solved immigration. Only Latina women, 18-25, below 20% body fat who cook and clean are allowed in. White women, completely obsolete, hold anti-immigration protests in the streets.

We're going to use AI in Zambia

Get ready to get a new tv

lookout black guys, it's may of an election year

I'm 2070 all pilots are black women and getting on a flight is a coin flip with your life

Jews rock!

@EyesOnl49721910 @nytimes The stampede probably started when someone showed up in a Godzilla costume

@paradigm2070 @nytimes talk about douchebag responses

President Biden expressed his condolences to the families of victims of the Seoul crowd surge: "The United States stands with the Republic of Korea during this tragic time." nyti.ms/3WeLYMk

Jewish Price is Right and they all bid a dollar

Complaining about hormones in meat is transphobic

We're gonna kill em!

Why do they call them straight jackets? You have to be crazy to put a dick in your butt. They should call them gay jackets

In 2070 the nuclear family is banned as a terrorist organization

In 2070 workplaces have bring your houseplant or furbaby to work day

@JeffOnTheRight Which section do the waiters want

BREAKING: Portland restaurant comes up with innovative new idea to promote racial equity: Creating separate sections for black and white diners. "We want to provide a safe space for our diners of color to ease the trauma of living in this racist society," the owner said.

@TheRaDR So you don't think undocumented immigrants have rights in America if they weren't born or naturalized there?

@RexChapman Sources indicate he isn't even loud at the movies

@Hawkeye1745 Sources suggest he was caught with Samantha HЧdЄ

🇺🇦⚡️In Odessa, the commander of the defense was caught in an orgy with a transvestite. In the underground brothel of the Odessa region of Arcadia, Colonel of the Armed Forces of Ukraine Andrey Kislovsky, one of the leaders of the local territorial defense, was spotted.

Over six million!! 😱 I can't think of many things worse