Ethan

@DanforthTitus they better

@paramedethan Baby, It’s okay, they love you :(

Morning, idiots. This is the face of someone who had to wake up early for a trip. And almost everyone traveling with me decided to fall asleep. 🤨

@DanforthTitus :((

@paramedethan Nopeeee, im the coool dad

@DanforthTitus :( no they don’ttt shut up they love me

@paramedethan But they love me more than they love you now😌

@DanforthTitus oh i am thoroughly enjoying it

@paramedethan Just enjoy having your boyfriend spoil you.

roadtrip timee!! (still have no idea where we’re going and i’m slightly concerned but whatever)

@DanforthTitus :( SHUT UP you are beautiful and i love you in every universe, baby. that won’t change because of anything. plus i think you would look so damn hot with a tummy

@paramedethan :( I’m going to be fat and you won’t love me anymore :(

Morning. We got up early to run today. Someone was grumpy the whole time.

@DanforthTitus uh oh

@paramedethan Ok.

@DanforthTitus … maybe :)

@paramedethan Now I get it… making me cookies and desserts almost every day… you have a plan

@DanforthTitus hihi thank you baby

@paramedethan Get ready, because once we reach our destination, I'm giving you a 10-minute head start…

😌

@DanforthTitus what can i say ikarus is my ride or die :) you’re just priority number 2 i’m afraid

@paramedethan I'm still annoyed that you preferred to go in the back with Ikarus…. But Hera is good company!

@DanforthTitus yeah but maybe you’ll get a tummy so i think you can do it 🤤🤤

@paramedethan I've gone two days without going for a run because I fell asleep with you… I can't keep doing that anymore :(

Like a cat in the adoption window at Petco

@DanforthTitus you could’ve just keep sleeping with me on top… sounds better than going on a run to me tbh :)

@paramedethan Even though I didn't want to wake you up... you were asleep on top of me, and I needed you to get up so I could go for a run :(

@DanforthTitus i mean yeah we said it but that doesn’t mean i can’t regret it when i wake up 😔

@paramedethan Hey :( we already said we were going to go for a run together. I hope that if I wake you up early for the trip, you won't be angry…

@DanforthTitus @tyleronice_ yippie

@tyleronice_ You should understand by now that when I say mean things, you and Ethan aren't included, okay?

Night, idiots. No comments. Fuck off.

@BunnyLindstrom_ :( i’m stealing him hes so adorable

His new harness looks so cute! 🥰

@BunnyLindstrom_ delicious snack :)

@paramedethan I don’t! Why is everyone saying they eat grass?!

He enjoys eating grass. I’m not sure why.