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@parasitisms
Nurse, I’m serious… the doctor said the only place you can take my pulse is my gooch…
25.── he/him & nd. Katılım Mayıs 2026
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@sklboykiu I got five dollars in my pocket just for u. Buy some baby formula
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immediate lock in for the deadbeat boyfriend
s@parasitisms
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ .⋆♱⃓ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ sinclair college student ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ street racer
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@sklboykiu Oh I already planted drugs in your car and called the cops… call me when you get out of jail? 😕
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@parasitisms oh yeah cus u literally whispered in my ear while u were in it saying “do the aegyo face im so close” also u outing urself saying my hole loose when everyone knows its ur 2 incher thats a threat to nobody #smalldickmindset #onehitwonder #twoincheswasbeingnicebtw
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@sklboykiu You tryna fuck on him too huh? Whatever, tell that baby not to contact me when he gets old enough to read when he’s 14. Better pray your butt doesn’t get bigger either. BYE! #prouddeadbeat
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@parasitisms IM DONE WITH THIS CONVERSATION get ur bum ass cousin to pick ur shit up dont come near my house or im calling ur daddy and telling him u like boybutt
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@sklboykiu What other clown therapist do you know?? Would you rather sit with a sad normal human?? He at least lets us use the clown car on the way out to the lobby. You don’t know what you have SERIOUSLY! You don’t know FUN! Didn’t even know it when I dropped my fat nuts on your face
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@parasitisms yeah i make u take that shit off so u cant see me making ugly faces stupid shit ob mygodddd BIG OL WEED WHACKER?? u know dr mcdonald is ur psych right like u have to understand that
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@sklboykiu Maybe you don’t remember because you’re high out your mind every holiday from the dab pen your cousin brings. While you were dozing off, your mom was trying to serve me COOCHIE ON A PLATE!!! Also you KNOW how bad the job market is. We couldn’t ALL go to college!! It’s impossible!
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@parasitisms Fucking loser soundcloud music nobody streams that shit j send the link tk my mama that u claim touches on u on a holiday we dont celebrate i send 1c donations everyday just to see u happy “babe babe we made some moneh today! i’ll get us oht of here soon” YEAH WITH MY MONEY
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@sklboykiu You can keep the rose toy even tho I spent my royalty money from my SoundCloud music. I used it to suck the snot out my nose the last time I got sick so have fun sucking the warts on your ballsack!
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@parasitisms get out my fucking face NOW and leave the rose toy out of this. U know that was a sacred moment between us.
open.spotify.com/track/6RX5iL93…
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@sklboykiu ???? NEEDED YOUR BOY HOLE???? YOU MEAN YOUR LOOSE TUNNEL THAT YOU CALL AN ASSHOLE?? You should THANK me that I can manage to NUT! With how loose that thing is!!! It didn’t seem fake when you did your aegyo face. Bet that was a lie too tho #shortmenshortmind #alltheycandoislie
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@parasitisms boy FUCK u and ur shitty dick game u shouldve run to the store and never come back but u needed this boyhole and dr mcdonald can vouch for THAT #minidick #ifakedit #ucommittedtoanearlyfinish
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@sklboykiu See? I remember your dick size like the back of my hand … there ain’t ever gonna be another one like me. Either suck it up or find someone who knows how to use a rose toy to make you nut like I do. 💯💯
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@sklboykiu YOURE MAKING SHIT UP. YOU KNOW DR. MCDONALD SAID YOU NEEDED TO CALM YOUR PATHOLOGICAL LYING TENDENCIES. #thedurexxswasyours #ihadtoruntothestoretobuymyXXLsize #shutupclitdick
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@parasitisms MY MOTHER LIKES GIRLS AND WE DONT EVEN CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING #wrongbitch AND CANNED CHEESE IS DISGUSTING #howdoyouknowwhatthattasteslike #deactivate #wegottheXSdurexcondomsyoufuckingliar
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@sklboykiu Fine. Your mother rubs my thigh under the dinner table EVERY thanksgiving and I think your nacho cheese fries are made with canned cheese. I can’t stand the idea of the baby coming out with your impure tastebuds. #durexXXLcondomsSUCK
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@parasitisms oh unplug the oven just say what you wanna say nobody gnna jump you #letsdivorce #notokay #illunplugYOU
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@sklboykiu I mean I wanted to announce it at tipsy Tuesday but you said it would “upset” the baby being around my friends and that it would feel the so called “bad influence” and that I’m “jestermaxxing”. #unplugtheoven
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@parasitisms mind you this isnt how we planned to announce our pregnancy but ok sure like #bunintheoven #2027baby
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