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Stanford CS graduating class of 2026 just got their final placement statistics
Out of 312 graduates: 18 have full-time offers
That's a 5.8% placement rate from the most prestigious CS program in the fucking world
2019 placement rate was 94%. 2022 was 78%. 2024 was 31%. Now this.
The other 294 are fighting over 47 internships that require "3+ years production experience"
Career services is telling them to "consider adjacent fields" while the department just took a $50M donation from a company that replaced 2,400 engineers with Claude
One kid showed me his rejection tracker: 1,247 applications since September. 12 phone screens. Zero offers.
His parents refinanced their house for his tuition
The career fair had 8 companies and 300 desperate students in $180k of debt
Meanwhile the CS department just announced they're expanding their PhD program because "industry demand for AI research has never been higher"
The same week they sent acceptance letters to 89 new undergrads
These kids thought they were learning to be engineers. Turns out they were training to be obsolete.
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