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I'm tweeting this because I want it at the top of my profile again <3 @ShaliReed shalireed.wordpress.com/2016/04/21/the…

@MariaMatarelli Hey miss, let me know when you're in PHX. I still owe you a beverage for the CSPO certification & we need to discuss music. You have the #

I'm hosting a Women's night at a Private Event space in Las Vegas this Thursday, Sept 11th. If you're in the area, I'd love to have you join! formulaink.com/womens-night #WomensNight #LasVegas #Women #Vegas

@DaBoyFunnys LOL what a tweet to wake up to.

@PatsSox55 @_Kel_Varnsen_ Awww is the wickle snowflake about to be broke? The dildo of consequences rarely arrives unlubed.

@_Kel_Varnsen_ Thanks asshole! You really are a dickhead. Your mother should have swallowed you.

@realDonaldTrump I voted for you Mr. President. I carried so much water for you and convinced my wife and kids who did not want to vote, to vote for YOU. You are standing idly by as the market crashes. I lost more than $100K in 2 days. DO SOMETHING! I am regretting my vote sir

@Meghatron5 I only hold this account for posterity. It's become an absolute shit show of incel circle jerking.

I miss Twitter. A place that was fun and I could say things like.... Why is NYC so loud tonight?!... and people would answer w what is actually happening, instead of vitriol about how my lib city sucks. Sigh.

Governor Hot Wheels. About damn time.

@DaBoyFunnys LOL. Scottsdale - HOA was 2750 a month on a 520k home [~3200 a month] Fuck that. I'll do my own shit and I got a gun two.

Bro. This #AvengersDoomsday Cast announcement is bonkers.

“So basically there’s a huge racial divide between Indians and White Americans right now and it’s about H1-B visas. White Trumpers are throwing out Indian slurs and saying they can’t get tech jobs, while Indians are saying American culture is cooked because they value football, jocks, video games, and musicians over inventors and coders. It’s Silicon Valley MAGAs vs Redneck MAGAs. I’ve never seen anything like it!!! Anyway, my name is Jeff. You come to baseball games often?”

I have to catch up to the news but apparently, there's aliens in our oceans. Cool. Do I still have to go work on Monday?

Jake Paul is going to win by decision. Tyson won't be contractually allowed to knock him into 2124 and people will complain it's rigged. I'm PRAYING that I'm wrong & that Tyson ends his career. But it's on Netflix & it'll probably end in scandal.

@JohnCena That's cool. Who'd you vote for?

Rise above hate.

@_HealthPartners @AndreaWalshHP Very disappointed that HP continued to draw money out of my checking account for the whole year while I was NOT covered by one of your plans AND had opted out for 2024. Healthcare is bad enough but to continue scamming patients? Terrible.

Me everytime I check my phone to see the election map

The electoral map if you're at Diddy's house:

“Kamala is going to raise taxes” Buddy you make 50k a year, she is NOT talking about you lmao

@9e3k Hum Aapke Hain Kaun.

Can you name a movie you like that features a scene in a Hospital that is not The Dark Knight (2008) ?? Amar Akbar Anthony (1977)

"My first act as new president is to say, fuck Goldberg, fuck McMahon, lower taxes, better health care, I hope Triple H dies soon."