Paris

When websites feel inclined to reface their site every year

@cxioue This was such an unexpected answer, but I am HERE FOR IT. Damon would most definitely slide himself into NY’s elite with ease, so maybe it’s not the most far fetched thing 🤔 nonetheless, Elena and Matt 4ever

Somebody pay me to just play sims for a living plz

@FenderOfficial *shakes hand* you got yourself a deal, buddie

@parisack23 Best I can do is a $20/yr salary, but if it helps we’re also a local startup that’s doomed to go bankrupt in 2 months. If you ever want some of that unemployment money, you got my number

@TheColtonShulze rip your abbot post was funny

@annnaguardado 😅 I know a sugar daddy if you want his #

Anyone else just play the same song over and over again obsessively when they're stressed out?

"If you're brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello." -Paulo Coelho

I’m not even a republican, but if trump doesn’t start the campaign “Orange you glad it isn’t Biden” he’s really missing out

@FenderOfficial Not much sir, not much

@parisack23 Therapy and minions movie, what’s the difference?

Saturday ✌🏼

@GreysonChandler People that have that should join a support group

@parisack23 Same as an infinity sign with “faith” or “family” in it.

Not getting the tree line tattoo on my forearm right after I turned 18 is probably what I’m most proud of in life.

@FenderOfficial Never change

Got written up in training because the trainer said we were doing roleplays and I told him I didn’t want to wear the maid outfit

@kaylauldene17 WOOHOO!

@FenderOfficial Not that I’m aware

Do people still call any electronic music “techno”??

@FenderOfficial He looks like a ken doll with the shaved legs and no socks

@parisack23 Now I just need my 3” inseam bbq dad shorts

Father’s Day gift came in early and goddamn Leah knocked it out of the park. Weber Kettle Premium 22!!

About to hit the gym to work off a $2 cream puff I ate as a pre-workout