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@CLlCKTK @OttawaCentaurs_ my june is pride, knicks in five?? something something scott’s gay sex drive, knicks in five???

@OttawaCentaurs_ we can work in sumn about scott being gay in here too let’s workshop this

thinking about carter vaughn posting a tiktok where its him and a few of the admirals outside the knicks game and he’s shouting “MY MAYOR MUSLIM MY BAGEL JEWISH MY CREAM CHEESE CHIVE KNICKS IN FIVE” and everyone going ballistic behind him like

@samantitheos just seems unfair to call it the first ever when it’s not :/

@parisbutnot yes, and she was in attendance today to see the men's team have their first, which is what i was referring to...

CANADA'S FIRST-EVER WORLD CUP GOAL ON CANADIAN SOIL!!!!!!!

@Evie_Nyx i was trying to figure out if i had just not noticed it before or if it was new! it was driving me crazy

such a minor thing but the border around fics on ao3 rn might make me lose my mind who did this I just wanna talk

@lanallite “his birthday, or my birthday” just say you’re a slut 🥰

i love hollanov relationship timeline reveal fics, but my favorite hollanov reveal trope is when it’s revealed that shane is a secret freak 😭😭 🔗: #main" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">archiveofourown.org/works/86284326…

@cowboylikeivi_ Dan

social experiment: if you come across this post comment a noah kahan song under it, DO NOT read the replies before you do. thank you for your time, i appreciate you.

@patpranedits i neeeed more people to get into adults cuz last time i checked there was only like 70 fics on ao3 and ive read them all 😔

watched this show today and i'm obsessed???

@joondulac on the other hand, the ONLY thing that could get him to park in a handicap spot is his desperation for Ilya

@sidgeno88 canucks being slightly fun but off the charts bad has been my whole life of supporting them 😔

this was hard bc so many of u are boring

@canucksaz nah i went to uni in ontario, we all said thank you

I’ve lived in british columbia, ontario, and quebec and im afraid this is uniquely a vancouver thing

@peinturexbleue canucks (🙃) and goldeneyes cuz i’m from vancouver

Just curious! How did you guys get into your teams?? Was it geographically, your pick, etc. :D

@brb_irl i feel it’s my responsibility to inform you of pizza pizza’s associated chicken restaurant called chicken chicken

canadian businesses have npc-ass names. i keep a list because they crack me up lol

@koffeekuch and then reading fics of the show

my fav hobby

@_shanesfreckles omggg yayyyyy!!!

sequels truckin along 😛

@SHL0MS monets are masterpieces because of his painting technique. this isn’t a painting, it doesn’t have his brushstrokes, which takes away what makes it impressive

i just generated an image in the style of a Monet painting using AI please describe, in as much detail as possible, what makes this inferior to a real Monet painting

@PopBase i don’t forgive you for your crimes against noah kahan but this is a good start…

Pitchfork gives ‘BROWN’ by Chris Brown a score of 1.3, accompanied by a one-sentence review: “Chris Brown’s soulless, hit-chasing new album doesn’t justify his return to the public eye.”

@itsokimokayyy oh rip i said yes cuz i didn’t know what it meant. i thought it might mean canadian lmao

this is cracking me up😭😭

@hiholahullo as a canadian wasian i voted for shane 😌

WHAT THE HELL

@hudbunnies lowkey don’t know what identifying as a loon means but i said yes lol

i've made a heated rivalry fandom census ! 🏒 ever wondered how many people are straight? or if the fandom is as unemployed as it seem? now's the time to find out! the forms will close when i feel like i got enough results ❤️ docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

@_ignorant_slut only good if once they see shane and ilya interact and see ilya be so soft and sweet to shane they all go ooohh i see now

and both of them like "damn, can't believe I pulled a 10, can't believe I locked him down finally, never gonna let this man go" 😭😭