pariscaster

What's big and spotty and has a cunt half way down its back?

1st pub on my stag! I do have a couple of talented mates! RT please

Fill your heart with what’s important

Here they come: politicians jumping on the football bandwagon when it suits them. We all know you don’t give a monkey’s about the sport until you want to bask in any reflective glory. Bore off Boris. twitter.com/borisjohnson/s…

“Thought I was getting weird looks in Dunelm.” - My mum lady and gents hahahaha

Just gonna leave this here so you can make your own mind up. 🙃 #LoveIsland twitter.com/LoveIsland/sta…

So this I know is happening everywhere but this was Sandpits Road Tw10 -21st June 12;35 broad daylight. Mother and child attached. And some #Heroes in a lorry chased them off. Call 101 or 999 if u know these scumbags..

This police dog has mastered an incredible skill bit.ly/2Ir9bUB

Geezer's impressions are all spot on 😂

My step son has got me watching Love Island tonight. All of these thong bikinis are making my toes curl. I’m granny pants all the way.

Warning to all Londoners: make sure you don’t get stabbed by a cheeseburger today.

Tracy sed she wantz her mum 4 crismas so duke got her a dog lmao gud 1 dukey babez

Tracyz talkin about her mum agen ffs sum1 get me ma violin

Snap, crackle and slutdrop

Justine gave bouncer a handjob. That's the Littlewoods touch xxx

Social media leads to too many assumptions 🙄 just because you don’t post pics of people , doesn’t mean you don’t associate with them , just because you don’t post pics of what you’re doing doesn’t mean you haven’t done them.. people take social media far too serious🙃

Mark Steward, Director of Enforcement on how to stay #ScamSmart fca.org.uk/scamsmart

@clarkekurtis who the fuck is Dorris , ill cut her 😂😂😂