Parsh

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Parsh

@parisssimpson

Pure, undiluted Pariss

London Katılım Mart 2011

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🦒@clvtno·22 Tem

When a glowing Victorian child climbs out of that mirror at 3am asking ‘daddy, where’s my porridge?’ they’ll learn to never pick up random furniture again.

garçon@boymolish

Again, why am i never this lucky my home needs things tooooo🤦🏾‍♂️

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Parsh@parisssimpson·12 Şub

This thread👏🏾

sophie@phiebramley

So it seems that #earlyyears is being discussed in order to increase funding giving more families free child care. Here is my thread. I’ll start by introducing myself. My name is Sophie Bramley, I am 35, I am a mother, and I am an early years practitioner and baby room leader.

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taylor-dior rumble@taylordiorr·1 Şub

tottenham stadium are even hiring right now… if you see me at renaissance with a high vis jacket, mind ya business 😭

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Parsh@parisssimpson·19 Oca

@KaiaLaurielle 😂

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Kaia Laurielle@KaiaLaurielle·19 Oca

Babies literally sleep all day I’ve seen this baby’s eyes three times in a week

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Parsh@parisssimpson·28 Oca

Basically what I did

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Parsh@parisssimpson·26 Kas

I can't do this Corona anymore FFS

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Parsh@parisssimpson·11 Kas

@Oloni My first birthday together he took me to Paris for the weekend ❤

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OLONI BABY 🍒@Oloni·11 Kas

Ladies what’s the sweetest thing a guy you were romantically involved with has done for you?

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Parsh@parisssimpson·3 Kas

@Oloni I had one when I first started walking to school by myself especially now it's getting dark early

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OLONI BABY 🍒@Oloni·3 Kas

Nah honestly parents if you can please get your child one. They can wear it around their neck or held in their hand. As soon as the pin is removed from the alarm it literally scares people off by the surprise of the noise.

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OLONI BABY 🍒@Oloni·3 Kas

Nah man do school girls need to walk with rape alarms now as protection? This is extremely sad

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Parsh@parisssimpson·1 Kas

@GraceFVictory I'm due to be induced on the Friday and I'm just hoping it doesn't effect my boyfriend being able to be there

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Grace 🌱@GraceFVictory·31 Eki

I’m annoyed we can’t go on our staycation for our anniversary. I’m annoyed more work will be cancelled. But I am DEVASTATED about how pregnant people are being treated during this time.

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INTERIOR PORN@INTERIORPORN1·29 Eki

My definition of a perfect bathroom

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MR14@MarcusRashford·26 Eki

📍Basingstoke

Apollo Basingstoke@ApolloHotelUK

** FREE SCHOOL MEALS IN BASINGSTOKE ** We will be offering free takeaway lunch-bags every day this week during the school holiday to families who need it. 3pm - 5pm today / 11am-1pm Tuesday-Friday. Sandwich, crisps, biscuit, juice, fruit, yoghurt. Covid safe environment. 1/2

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Care-ington@carrington_17·28 Eyl

I’m just waiting for the day someone looks at me and thinks “damn, she looks like she could enjoy $10,000” and then they give me $10,000

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Parsh@parisssimpson·27 Eyl

@GraceFVictory All the fruits and KFC 😂 before I got pregnant I hadn't eaten it in years and now nearly every week

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Grace 🌱@GraceFVictory·27 Eyl

My baby gonna love bread, pineapples and ice lollies

Fact@Fact

An unborn baby can develop a preference for the foods that their mother eats.

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Parsh@parisssimpson·16 Eyl

@GraceFVictory I'm taking a year and then hopefully going back 4 days a week xx

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Grace 🌱@GraceFVictory·16 Eyl

Mamas?! How long was your maternity leave? I’m trying to decide how long I want to take off 😂

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Parsh@parisssimpson·9 Eyl

@GraceFVictory I had 2 on the same day so I had my friends 12 - 3 and then family 4 - 7 it worked out well but I was TIYAD after so theres that 😂

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Grace 🌱@GraceFVictory·8 Eyl

Because of covid I just don’t know what to do about a baby shower?! I don’t want to invite a small bunch, I want everyone there 😂 but I don’t know if that’s allowed yet. I’m confused with all the rules man.

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#TheBBWeekender@IamTobiOredein·5 Eyl

This needs to be addressed immediately by the government. I gave birth by myself & my husband didn’t see our baby until she was 3 days old. Giving birth alone was the most traumatic experience of my life. We must do better by those giving birth during this time #ButNotMaternity