Phillis White

This could be a tweet that never sees the light of day. But maverick mcneally may win at Augusta. In fact he will.

No one wants to see any more pics of Jeffrey Epstein we’re all pretty sure he was on the list

Calling a bar a “watering hole” has never been a cool thing to say just fyi

This entire week every time someone asks me how I’m doing I’ve said “same old”

I’ve seen man turn fool for the money 1 too many times

You’re telling me people used to get robbed on the highway frequently enough to where they made a saying about it ? How tf do you get robbed on a highway? Isn’t everyone driving?

The Slightly chubby kid with a mullet in a hoodie, joggers and flops realistically we would probably be friends but I’m legally obligated to call u a loser

No cashier I don’t have any chips but a wildly immature middle aged man just got up from the table and gave me knucks and said “you’re awesome have fun man” does that count for anything?

When u hear ur daughter screaming in the room next door but your son asks you about Lamarcus Aldridge mid range

These were created by the deep state

Idc what time it is grown ass man licking his fingers I’m off u for the rest of the day

All that jinxie kid does is yell at the camera he’s not even funny

Consider the ball ran. Up the middle.

7,6 KETCHUPPP

Win or lose Scottie scheffler will get laid. Robert macintyre ? Smooth swing but not sure that’s the case for u lad

When future was all like we drankin and smokin I felt that

“Wanna check out my fantasy team” yeah I’d rather put toothpicks under each of my toe nails and kick a brick wall thanks for asking tho

Unsolicited boner? Try jacking off! (Side effects include shooting a load of cum)

Grown ass man drinking a Celsius

Cum now or forever hold your meat