Eager Gambler

@ESPNStatsInfo please put me on espn thanks say i have lebrons josh foodim

@sportcomicfan @FrankThe77Tank

@FrankThe77Tank @parlaymikey he’s makinf a Charlie Kirk joke

Source tells me OG Anunoby is stable. Please god I recieved a call from a trustworthy source who told me this I want to believe and I’m hoping Please pray

Inventing a gay iPhone and calling it the biPhone

Just got cut off by a literal retard #nuke

@unusual_whales Fuck I bet on them to partner with Microsoft

Polymarket is partnering with Palantir, $PLTR, to monitor suspicious activity on its growing sports prediction markets

I hate people who won’t pick you up cause you’re “out of the way”. Sorry you have to drive an extra 5 minutes in the car bro. I’ll just drive myself and bring tampons in case your pussy starts bleeding also.

#StiddyParty #ThisOnesForBo

Got so drunk last night that I dreamt about water

Just got a water bottle at the airport. Self checkout. They ask me to “tip the staff”. What? Fuck my big chungus life.

That was the best 4Q performance in NFL history.

If you attended the game and have footage from the game could you drop it in the replies below this tweet? I’ve gotten like 2-3 replies with in-stadium videos so far and it’s electric. Would love more fan POVs if you’ve got them

I have more sacks than Abdul Carter. He doesn’t even have one full sack. I have one ballsack. More than him. Loser talks shit then runs to the injury report. I will be yelling slurs at him. The radical left cannot stop me.

Why the hell did they start sprinkling donuts on only one half. What does that accomplish?

Just played 6 mega knight players in a row #shrink

@RGIII__ No mention of the 2024-2025 week 2 Northern Illinois game?

Week 2 thoughts: - That was gross - Glad we cleaned up the penalties - Secondary/Pass rush still looks great - Need something from Farooq/Ray expeditiously - Young teams have growing pains - Malik still THE guy Reset and destroy Towson next week and gear up for B1G play.

Let’s go win this f*ckin chip now!🙏🙏🔥🔥

@NFL_DovKleiman I’m surprised he didn’t beat her up

Nasty: Dolphins star WR Tyreek Hill got absolutely COOKED by this young girl at his football camp. 😱😱😱

News flash: I threw up in the uber