i am parker

Shepherd: Any last words Soap: Mmmm whatcha say

“For the last time, Mr. Wonka, I did not try any experimental gum, and frankly I find this entire line of questioning insulting.”

Zanzibar - Halo 3

Incredible things are happening on Tik Tok

Story thx to Aaron Flener: A player was playing the 4th hole at the Farmers, and hit it left into the hazard. On the next hole (player in bathroom), his caddie pulls out his phone and shows the rest of the group a map of the US, and says “He had the ENTIRE UNITED STATES to the right and my guy hits it into the Pacific Ocean.” 😂 😂

Ohhhhh I’m Ludvig Aberg. I hit the ball a mile and a half. I have perfect skin and a perfect swing. My teeth could blind you every time I smile. I just made multiple millions of dollars for winning a golf tournament. Everything I wear fits me extremely well. Ohhhhhhh

bread lowkey fire tho. and the circus is soooo fun. especially w friends

the dog is the only one who seems to know that’s a fuckin bobcat

The CostCo Guys being on Jimmy Fallon is the surest sign of Late Stage Capitalism

transcending time

dudes with a 1.4 GPA when it’s time to do a cod zombies easter egg

@ben_metzler What up primals ☝️

I’m literally so sick of this guy

Timelapse flying by Hurricane Milton about 2 hours ago. 1/6400 sec exposure, 14mm, ISO 500, 0.5 sec interval, 30fps

Hunting and gathering today (driving to chipotle and bringing it back to my desk)

how is she getting all these guests??

Ordered a half order of nachos and they only brought 3. A half order should be at least 6. Right?